A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's
and nobody offered me a damned thing."
2006-11-07 17:38:32 · 12 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha! Your jokes are always so good, Stone! I'm always lol when I read them.
2006-11-07 18:03:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! another great joke! you come up with good ones!
my turn to tell you one:
a couple just got married and were in the hotel room and the husband goes to his wife:'im really new at this, can you help me with what we have to do." and the wife is lyk: 'sure, just take off all your clothes and get on the bed and rub my tummy while saying that you love me.' so the man did that, starting to get excited. the wife goes: 'now go lower' and the man says 'i love you' in a low voice.
get it?
2006-11-08 01:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by Wozza 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You were so kind for the lover. Kind hearted fellows flirt well.
2006-11-08 02:29:16 · answer #3 · answered by trimuph 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i heard that b4 but the joje was damned great
2006-11-08 10:07:57 · answer #4 · answered by nuri b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats soo sad, but yet pretty funny
2006-11-08 01:55:36 · answer #5 · answered by aplpie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-08 03:30:33 · answer #6 · answered by neeti 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very nice.
2006-11-08 22:28:51 · answer #7 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke.
2006-11-08 07:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!! ooooh man thats good!!!!
2006-11-08 02:35:36 · answer #9 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I should think so .... LOL
Thanks for sharing : - )
2006-11-08 05:01:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋