Englishman, Frenchman and an Italian guy chatting in a pub.
The Italian says, "When I'vea finished a makina da love with my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy".
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
The Englishman says, "Mate, that's nothing. When I've finished shagging my bird, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my dick on the curtains. She hits the fu*king roof!!
2006-11-07
18:09:17
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