Englishman, Frenchman and an Italian guy chatting in a pub.
The Italian says, "When I'vea finished a makina da love with my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy".
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
The Englishman says, "Mate, that's nothing. When I've finished shagging my bird, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my dick on the curtains. She hits the fu*king roof!!
2006-11-07 18:09:17 · 23 answers · asked by lataliano 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is worded in a very British way so I guess that Americans won't get it. I did post it on the UK board though!
2006-11-07 18:16:31 · update #1
It's funny because it's true :D
2006-11-07 18:12:58 · answer #1 · answered by indygocean 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I loved the accents! LOL
The solution for the English bloke, is to have the curtains way high in the ceiling, it would be funny to see him jumping to reach them, I would roll down on the floor laughing.
2006-11-08 04:41:10 · answer #2 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have heard it before but it always makes me laugh. Make it sound funnnier by changing the english man to a scouser and using the accent from there. Its comical.
2006-11-08 02:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by Laurie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good One. Lol
2006-11-08 06:33:10 · answer #4 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is absoloutly wiked, i love it....well done on that one.....cheered me up compared to some of the jokes on here today!
2006-11-08 04:28:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i wiped mine on the roof and she hit the curtains
2006-11-08 09:23:08 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best!
2006-11-08 03:49:54 · answer #7 · answered by Robert B 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm English,and I wipe mine on the carpet(only joking),but it's funny..
2006-11-08 02:55:52 · answer #8 · answered by Jocko 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant lol.
2006-11-08 02:43:24 · answer #9 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-08 04:17:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋