A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon and shouts, "Excuse me, can you pls help? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago but I don't know where I am" The man below says, "Yes you are in a balloon hovering approx.30 feet. You are btwn 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and btwn 58 and 60 deg West longitude."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well" says the balloonist"everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I am still lost. The man below says "You must be a manager "I am" replies the balloonist "how did you know?"
"Well" says the man "you don't know where you are. You have made a promise and no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the same position you were in before we met but now it is somhow my falut"
2006-11-07 18:13:26 · 17 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2006-11-07 20:24:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah so true! I've heard the other version that the guy down below was from Microsoft... great! enjoy your day mate! hey did you catch that morning fog there in AD?
2006-11-08 03:04:51 · answer #2 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 7/10
2006-11-08 02:58:10 · answer #3 · answered by Ghjjf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one... Initially thought it was the old MS joke, but this one has some twist to it.
2006-11-08 02:16:06 · answer #4 · answered by taknev 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Has a diffident ring of truth in it. Good story.
2006-11-08 03:25:59 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just love ur jokes dear
nice n cute joke from u after a long time
2006-11-08 03:27:52 · answer #6 · answered by sixthsense350 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Poor managers!
2006-11-08 04:28:33 · answer #7 · answered by mx3baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee nice clean one
2006-11-08 02:16:41 · answer #8 · answered by Miranda B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one. my manager didn't think it was too funny though.
2006-11-08 02:22:36 · answer #9 · answered by Laurie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool and funny
2006-11-08 07:12:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋