A Man has been sick for sometime and finally goes to doctor.
Doctor examines him, does a bunch of tests, and tells him, "You've got Herpes, full-blown AIDS, the Bubonic Plague, and you're coming down with the Eboli virus."
The guy asks, "What can you do for me?"
The doctor tells him, "We'll put you in the hospital and feed you lots of pizza and pancakes."
The guy asks, "Will that cure me?".
The doctor says, "No, that's the only things we can slide under the door.
2006-11-07
17:23:27
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