some of my favorite children's jokes are
1. What do you call a snake with grandchildren?
Nanaconda.
2. How do skunks go to school?
Alphabetical odor.
3. What animal works in the hospital?
The ether bunny.
2006-11-07 15:48:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why does Santa Claus use reindeer?
Because Moose can't fly!
2006-11-07 17:40:08 · answer #1 · answered by David C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week?
A: Frightday!
Q: Where do Chinese vampires come from?
A: Fanghai!
Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
A: He was boning up for his exams!
Q: How do you join the Dracula fan club?
A: Send your name, address and blood group!
Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A: Bonehead!
Q: What does the postman deliver to vampires?
A: Fang mail!
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long?
A: He became bone dry!
2006-11-07 17:38:35 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the best time of day to go to the dentist?
2:30 (i.e. tooth hurty)
2006-11-07 15:51:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why doesn't six like seven?
A:Because seven ate nine
2006-11-07 18:13:27 · answer #4 · answered by crazy_tentacle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: wht is the difference between a FLY and A MOSQUITO?
A: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO can not MOSQUITO.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
2006-11-07 17:21:09 · answer #5 · answered by amit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What has six wheels and flys?
Garbage truck
2006-11-07 15:52:59 · answer #6 · answered by Mark Antony 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is green, white, red and black.
(watermellon with seeds.)
2006-11-07 19:48:48 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋