Entertainment & Music - 6 November 2006

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a blond joke?

11. A BLONDE ACCESSORISES

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles

2006-11-06 02:28:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you at work, school, home, or somewhere else? and what are you doing now besides answering questions?

Im at work now and i'm installing some software for a client

2006-11-06 02:28:04 · 34 answers · asked by Miss Thang 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Can you get a new released movies on VHS ?

Just curious !
And when was the date that movie sales stated in DVD's ?

2006-11-06 02:27:48 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Do people really go around messing with bums now? Is this a disturbing new trend?

Of course, I mean ratty, dirty street people....NOT people's butts. We all know that messing with people's butts has been a common practice for centuries..........

2006-11-06 02:27:38 · 5 answers · asked by south_san_chica 1 in Polls & Surveys

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please answer honestly either A. or B. : i have 2 daughters ages 5 and soon to be 7. for Christmas, to give 2

their class which would look better do you think:
A. all children and teachers get a scooby doo card and a christmas pencil taped to the envelope and my children signing their names in cards
OR
B. all children and teachers getting a crafted card made by the kids and I(from oriental trading or maybe michael's craft store) and a christmas pencil taped to it

i'm asking so early because the crafted card will ttake time to make.

2006-11-06 02:27:33 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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aquarian women equation with leo men?

2006-11-06 02:26:38 · 5 answers · asked by mince meat 1 in Horoscopes

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which do you like better?

coffee or tea? and if its flavored wich flavor do you like best?

2006-11-06 02:26:12 · 43 answers · asked by crimsonsnapdragon 2 in Polls & Surveys

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I had to read it a few times go get it....................?

I dont think its that good but let me know what you lot think.

Murphy calls round to his mate paddy's house,paddy has a broken leg.
Paddy says 'Me feet are freezing mate,could you nip upstairs and get me my slippers?'
No bother he says and runs upstairs,paddys stunning twin 19yr old daughters are sat on their bed.Hello dear girls,your dad has sent me up here to s.hag you both.F.uck off you liar they said,I'll prove it says Murphy.So he shouts down the stairs,both of them pat?
Of course!Whats the use of f.ucking one ???

2006-11-06 02:26:08 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Can I get a labotomy reversed?

I was drunk, this guy in the pub who was drunk too had an egg whisk and a crazy idea that he wanted to try out...

I have got a head ache all the time now and I keep on peeing myself...how do I un-whisk my noggin?

2006-11-06 02:26:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is Lucky really that lucky?

Along the way home, taped to a telephone pole was the following poster....

MISSING
Lost: Dog
Color: Black and white with patches of fur missing
Other: Limp on right leg, left ear missing, three teeth remaining, may have saliva coming out of mouth, nose is scratched, has only 1 eye, no collar, and has some problems with his degestive system. Goes by the name of 'LUCKY'

I couldnt believe it when i saw it....it made me giggle...do you find this funny / ironic as well?

Thumbs up if u like it please!

Thanks

~♥Kimmie♥~

2006-11-06 02:25:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Quick .. first thing that comes to mind when you hear ..???

stomping grounds!!

2006-11-06 02:25:17 · 26 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone know...?

...wat hapened to the sky 1 reality tv show "the big idea"?? it was on a sunday evening bout 8pm and was only on for two episodes, Ruth Badger from the Aprentice was a judge on it and Richard Bacon was the presenter. it hasnt been on the past two weeks and i was wondering was it axed or has it been moved??

2006-11-06 02:25:10 · 6 answers · asked by Caz 4 in Television

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where can i find good pron?

dudes i'm just playing with you!i hate the stuff.but i love a good laugh!so sence your here lets have a joke.if you make me laugh you get ten points.

2006-11-06 02:25:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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How can a person become a juggalo or a Juggalette?

2006-11-06 02:24:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Meat loaf, (the food) love it or hate it? Better hot or cold on a sandwich? What goes on that sandwich?

i'm starving

2006-11-06 02:24:15 · 20 answers · asked by smtwtfs_2004 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you believe that everyone has a soulmate ?

or not?

2006-11-06 02:22:21 · 25 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What happens if?

you tell a joke to an Englishman, a Scotsman an Irishman and an American. The yank laughs last!!!!!!!

2006-11-06 02:22:03 · 14 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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I have heard the song 'If you could read my mind' by johnny Cash used in a film or advert - WHICH ONE THOUGH??

2006-11-06 02:20:49 · 4 answers · asked by topbuff_2000 1 in Music

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where do smurfs come from?

2006-11-06 02:20:29 · 21 answers · asked by david UK 2 in Comics & Animation

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Anyone hear anything about a Wizard of Oz theme park?

2006-11-06 02:20:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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If you had a movie come out about your life who would you like to play you in the movie?

2006-11-06 02:19:29 · 23 answers · asked by Queen of Dumb Questions 1 in Movies

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Should I buy Alkaline trio's "crimson".?

I like some of their songs like "mercy me" and i think Matt Skiba's side project "heavens" is o.k. But I am afraid the album might get boring in places.

2006-11-06 02:18:22 · 1 answers · asked by WT 2 in Music

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Who is most likely to grow up a high priced call girl? Smurfette or Babs Bunny?

2006-11-06 02:18:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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a fart story?

A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short trip to the store Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet. Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge. A diarrhoea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. Diarrhoea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.

2006-11-06 02:18:10 · 10 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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