I dont think its that good but let me know what you lot think.
Murphy calls round to his mate paddy's house,paddy has a broken leg.
Paddy says 'Me feet are freezing mate,could you nip upstairs and get me my slippers?'
No bother he says and runs upstairs,paddys stunning twin 19yr old daughters are sat on their bed.Hello dear girls,your dad has sent me up here to s.hag you both.F.uck off you liar they said,I'll prove it says Murphy.So he shouts down the stairs,both of them pat?
Of course!Whats the use of f.ucking one ???
2006-11-06 02:26:08 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Got it the first time and ROFLMAO
2006-11-06 02:33:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well now i know what to do the next time im in that situation. Thanx. LOL!
2006-11-06 02:47:21 · answer #2 · answered by revtobadblack 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got it the first time but you were right it isn't that funny
2006-11-06 02:40:01 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Loved it. Immediately!
2006-11-06 07:14:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That ones clever, funny as.
2006-11-06 05:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by craigs @ peugeot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was quite funny
2006-11-06 03:46:56 · answer #6 · answered by terri s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got it first time - quite amusing xx
2006-11-06 02:28:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny lol!!
2006-11-06 03:28:34 · answer #8 · answered by oif1983 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great but that dirty joke would never work on a person in the same room as you.
2006-11-06 02:38:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-06 03:03:19 · answer #10 · answered by jokerscrowbar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋