where can i find good pron?

Question

dudes i'm just playing with you!i hate the stuff.but i love a good laugh!so sence your here lets have a joke.if you make me laugh you get ten points.

Answer 1

you spelled "porn" wrong...

Answer 2

A Rabbit Hops Into A Store And Says To The Owner " A Pound Of Carrots Please" The Owner Said "This Is A Hardware Store, We Don't Sell Carrots" The Rabbit Leaves.
The Next Morning The Rabbit Hops Into The Same Store And Asks For A Pound Of Carrots. Again The Owner Tells The Rabbit that As It Was A Hardware Store They Didn't Sell Carrots.
This Went On For Several More Days Until Eventually The Store Owner Gets Ticked And Yells At The Rabbit "Look For The Last Time This Is A Hardware Store, We Don't Sell Carrots. If You Come In Here Again I'm Going To Nail Your Ears To The Floor"
Well The Very Next Day The Rabbit Hops Into The Store, The Owner Looks Him Up And Down In Disbelief. The Rabbit Says " Do You Have Any Hammers"? The Store Keeper Is Baffled But Replys "I'm Sorry We're Right Out Of Hammers, Is There Anything Else I Can Get You"? The Rabbit Just Looks Him Straight In The Eye And Says "Yes Can I Have A Pound Of Carrots Please"

Answer 3

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace the
aging doctor there. The older doctor suggested that the younger doctor accompany him as he made his house calls so that the people of the community could become accustomed to him.
At the first house they visited, the younger doctor listened intently as the older doctor and an older lady discussed the weather, their grandchildren and the latest church bulletin.
After some time, the older doctor asked his patient how she had been feeling.
"I`ve been a little sick to my stomach," she replied.
"Well," said the older physician, "you`ve probably been over doing it a bit with the fresh fruit. Why don`t you cut back on the amount of fresh fruit you eat and see if that helps."
As they left the house, the younger doctor asked how the older doctor had reached his diagnosis so quickly.
"You didn`t even examine that woman," the younger doctor stated.
"I didn`t have to," the elder physician explain. "You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there. Well when I bent over to pick it up, I looked around and noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash can. That is probably what has been making her ill."
"That`s pretty sneaky," commented the younger doctor. "Do you mind if I try it at the next house?"
"I don`t suppose it could hurt anything," the elder physician replied.
At the next house, the two doctors visited with an elderly widow. They spent several minutes discussing the weather and grand-children and the latest church bulletin. After several minutes, the younger doctor asked the widow how she had been feeling lately.
"I`ve felt terribly run down lately," the widow replied. "I just don`t have as much energy as I used to."
"You`ve probably been doing too much work for the church," the younger doctor suggested without even examining his patient. "Perhaps you should ease up a bit and see if that helps."
As they left, the elder physician said, "Your diagnosis is probably right, but do you mind telling me how you came to that conclusion?"
"Sure," replied the younger doctor. "Just like you, I dropped my stethoscope on the floor. When I bent down to pick it up, I looked around and there was the preacher hiding under the bed!"

Answer 4

Man 1 : Hey man, what's up?
Man 2 : Hey buddy! I just bought this very expensive hearing aid, I'm not deaf anymore!
Man 1 : Really? How much was it?
Man 2 : Just yesterday.

Answer 5

Once upon a time there was a yellow toad hopping through the forest and he came upon a fairy. He said, "Fairy, fairy, you gotta help me, I can't be yellow, I gotta be green like all the other toads." So she waved her magic wand and said "Poof, now you're green." He was very happy and hoppin around when he looked down and saw that his dick was still yellow. He said, "Fairy, fairy, my dick cannot be yellow, it has to be green like the rest of me." She said, "Oh I can't help you with that, you gotta go see the wizard on the other side of the forest." So he hopped away. A minute later along comes this pink elephant. He comes across the fairy and said, "Fairy, fairy, you gotta help me, I can't be pink, I gotta be gray like all the other elephants." So she waved her magic wand and said, "Poof, now you're gray." He was all happy until he looked down and saw that his dick was still pink. "He said, "Fairy, fairy, my dick cannot be pink, it has to be gray like the rest of me." She said, "Oh I can't help you with that, you gotta go see the wizard on the other side of the forest." He said, "How do I get there?"
She said, "FOLLOW THE YELLOW DICK TOAD!!"

Answer 6

My famous answer for anything is ...you get it from ur momma...but i cant see getting porn from ur momma...thats kinda creepy...especially if shes the star performer...so im just gonna say use ur imagination(jeeze was I the only one who watched Barney & friends??) and leave the ducks alone! lol

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Answer 7

I don't know what "pron" is so good luck with that one dumb a s s

Answer 8

LOOK IN THE MIRROR!! YOU'LL BE LAUGHING FOR DAYS!