11. A BLONDE ACCESSORISES
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles
2006-11-06 02:28:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
>>>>>>>dis is what a guy sed to me...
>>>>>>>i knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
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>>>>>>>she called me to get my phone number.
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>>>>>>>she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it
>>said
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>>>>>>>"concentrate."
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>>>>>>>she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her
>>mind.
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>>>>>>>she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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>>>>>>>she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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>>>>>>>she tried to drown a fish.
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>>>>>>>she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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>>>>>>>she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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>>>>>>>she tripped over a cordless phone.
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>>>>>>>she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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>>>>>>>she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
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>>>>>>>she studied for a blood test.
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>>>>>>>she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
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>>>>>>>when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
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>>>>>>>she moved.
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>>>>>>>when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
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>>>>>>>instead.
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>>>>>>>when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
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>>>>>>>"Airport Left" she turned around and went home
2006-11-06 02:35:18 · answer #1 · answered by Gingeroo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very humorous lol blonde version of who needs to be a millionaire: quickest finger question: placed those Rocky movies so as commencing with the earliest.....Rocky a million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde ladies drove to Disneyland.They observed an illustration that suggested "Disneyland Left" so as that they went left and went back residing house. they got here upon 2 blonde ladies frozen to dying of their motor vehicle at thecontinual-in action picture theatre. They went to make certain "Closed For The wintry climate". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant decide how they get 8 cups water interior the koolaid packet wellness care professional (making use of a stethoscope): "enormous breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm no longer even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the container this blonde ladys pal replaced into quite injured and mandatory to bypass to the wellness midsection for scientific interest.So she ultimately have been given her to the emrgency.So the nurse on the er asked her why didnt she basically cal "911"? The blonde female suggested"nicely i couldnt locate the "11" button." 2 blondes are strolling interior the woods while one spots tracks and says, "whats up look, submit to tracks!" to which the different blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for greater or less an hour. next morning, information headlines study:2 blondes, killed via practice.
2016-10-15 10:46:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call two blondes standing infront of a car ?
Airbags.
2006-11-06 02:30:49 · answer #3 · answered by specs appeal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the best joke i've heard all day!! loved it. and i'm a blonde.
2006-11-06 02:41:46 · answer #4 · answered by Kaleigh P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye that is so unfair lol i am blond. really though good joke made me laugh.
2006-11-06 02:34:44 · answer #5 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Snap, that's hilarious
2006-11-06 02:30:40 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Takafushi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-06 02:35:06 · answer #7 · answered by Daniel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bluetooth
2006-11-06 02:40:19 · answer #8 · answered by cchaviz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny ha ha ha
2006-11-06 02:30:54 · answer #9 · answered by juanita2_2000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.... nice one Ü
2006-11-06 02:40:18 · answer #10 · answered by maesam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋