There was this guy, he had 3 jobs, a singer, "me me me" a waiter, "forks and knives, forks and knives" and a divorce attorney, "divorce, divorce." One day a lady cam up to him and asked, who killed this woman, he said, "me me me!" the lady said, how`d ya do it, he said, "forks and knives, forks and knives." and then she said why`d ya do it? and he said, "divorce, divorce." so the lady called the cops, and the guy said, "I can`t go to jail, my ex-wifes funeral is tomorrow!" Do you get it?
2006-11-03
13:55:38
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