God actually created woman first, but he gave her 3 boobs.
One day the woman asked God,
"If I have two arms, two legs, two ears,and two eyes, why do I have 3 boobs?"
God answered, " Well, the four legged animals each have six, so I though a two legged animal should have three, but if it really bothers you, I fix it."
The woman goes to sleep and God reached out and took the middle boob out.
A few weeks later the woman was talking to God again, and told him she was lonely and would like a mate to be with like the other animals.
"Ok, " God said looking around "Now where did I put that useless boob?"
2006-11-03
13:41:22
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