God actually created woman first, but he gave her 3 boobs.
One day the woman asked God,
"If I have two arms, two legs, two ears,and two eyes, why do I have 3 boobs?"
God answered, " Well, the four legged animals each have six, so I though a two legged animal should have three, but if it really bothers you, I fix it."
The woman goes to sleep and God reached out and took the middle boob out.
A few weeks later the woman was talking to God again, and told him she was lonely and would like a mate to be with like the other animals.
"Ok, " God said looking around "Now where did I put that useless boob?"
2006-11-03 13:41:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I only say it's offensive because a totally clean joke got some mad because it was a joke about Texans and New Yorkers. and a New Yorker hated it and reported me.
2006-11-03 13:50:16 · update #1
Ms Pepper great joke hey hope no one reported it. I had five jokes removed too dirty my jokes so I was told. lol
2006-11-03 13:48:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no longer unavoidably offensive, extra like repulsive... 3 people have been stranded on a abandoned island. one replaced right into a woman, the different 2 have been adult men. one week passes and the female is so ashamed of herself that she commits suicide. the 2d week passes. and the two adult men are so ashamed of themselves that they be sure to bury the female. a third week passes. and the two adult men are much extra ashamed of themselves, so as that they be sure to dig the female returned up. oh, and there is often lifeless infant jokes... an exceptionally terrible one is Q: what do you get once you placed a lifeless infant in a blender? A: iono approximately you, yet i'm getting a no longer common-on
2016-10-21 05:41:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Tee Hee
2006-11-03 13:48:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then God created politicians.
2006-11-03 13:43:41 · answer #4 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I wasn't offended.
2006-11-03 14:01:28 · answer #5 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. I 've heard it before, but I like it.
2006-11-03 14:25:47 · answer #6 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it! lol. Thanx for the laugh! :D
2006-11-03 13:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it!!!
so... what did he make?
the equally offensive men?
lol
2006-11-03 13:47:12 · answer #8 · answered by zoechick186 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is this offensive.....
ill tell u what it wasnt, funny
2006-11-03 13:47:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i like it
2006-11-03 13:43:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋