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> WHY I'M KNACKERED
>
> Yes, I'm knackered. For several years I've been blaming it on middle age,
> poor blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, saccharin, obesity, dieting,
> under arm odour, yellow wax build-up and another dozen maladies that make
> you wonder if life is really worth living.
>
> I'm knackered because I'm overworked.
>
> The population of this country is 51 million.
>
> 21 million are retired.
>
> That leaves 30 million to do the work.
>
> There are 19 million at school.
>
> That leaves 11 million to do the work.
>
> 2 million are unemployed and 4 million are employed by the government
> to look after us.
>
> That leaves 5 million to do the work.
>
> One million are in the armed forces, which leaves 4 million to do the
> work.
>
> 3 million are employed by County and Borough Councils to help the
> government to look after us.
>
> That leaves one million to do the work.
>
> There are 620,000 people in hospital and 379,998 in prisons.
>
> Which leaves 2 people to do the work.
>
> You and me.
>
> And you are sitting on your **** reading this.
2006-11-03
00:38:43
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