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> WHY I'M KNACKERED
>
> Yes, I'm knackered. For several years I've been blaming it on middle age,
> poor blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, saccharin, obesity, dieting,
> under arm odour, yellow wax build-up and another dozen maladies that make
> you wonder if life is really worth living.
>
> I'm knackered because I'm overworked.
>
> The population of this country is 51 million.
>
> 21 million are retired.
>
> That leaves 30 million to do the work.
>
> There are 19 million at school.
>
> That leaves 11 million to do the work.
>
> 2 million are unemployed and 4 million are employed by the government
> to look after us.
>
> That leaves 5 million to do the work.
>
> One million are in the armed forces, which leaves 4 million to do the
> work.
>
> 3 million are employed by County and Borough Councils to help the
> government to look after us.
>
> That leaves one million to do the work.
>
> There are 620,000 people in hospital and 379,998 in prisons.
>
> Which leaves 2 people to do the work.
>
> You and me.
>
> And you are sitting on your **** reading this.
2006-11-03 00:38:43 · 18 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HEY !!!! I can multitask you know !!!!
2006-11-03 00:41:14 · answer #1 · answered by minitheminx65 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good 10 out of 10.
2006-11-03 09:15:59 · answer #2 · answered by nosy old lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Really Man !!! Thats true ! This simple thought never struck my mind...Having learnt about it I have started the feel of the pain in my shoulders now....What a big responsibility we are having on our shoulders , No ? I am tired of it ...Can you manage the show, if I were to go for a Vacation for a couple of months?! Ha Ha Ha ...
Simply Superb ! Thats all I want to say !
2006-11-03 08:47:22 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok iam not lazy you are lol you took the time writting it out hahahahahahahahahahahah but kinda funny 6/10
2006-11-03 14:27:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2006-11-03 08:40:57 · answer #5 · answered by Rudebox77 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you telling me that we are paying for all these people through our tax and insurance? LETS GO ON STRIKE!!!!!
2006-11-03 09:50:41 · answer #6 · answered by carlostryany 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL very good, well worth reading this while you were working your butt off ;)
2006-11-03 09:06:22 · answer #7 · answered by Nyla 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wooo, I love this, sorry, I don't like work.
2006-11-03 09:01:06 · answer #8 · answered by Sirius Black 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You and me both. I might be reading this but you wrote it.
2006-11-03 08:45:44 · answer #9 · answered by tallulaberry 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That really funny
2006-11-03 08:57:09 · answer #10 · answered by need to know 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the best on here so far today. well done.
hahahhahahahahhahaha
2006-11-03 09:31:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋