A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."
Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart
attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife.
He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.
2006-11-03 13:50:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! I think Ms. Ravioli only got the pasta(spaghetti) part!
2006-11-03 15:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by jazi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is basically too humorous! first time i've got have been given heard it and of direction my call being John makes it a splash greater suitable humorous for me a minimum of! appears like he already sent too plenty greater suitable sauce!
2016-10-15 08:44:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, sounds like he will have a lot of explaining to do. I thought it was pretty funny :)
2006-11-03 13:57:59 · answer #3 · answered by mic2345 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one!
2006-11-03 15:48:57 · answer #4 · answered by arbolito 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah ha! But I don't get it.
Oh now I do! A boy and a girl! ^_^
2006-11-03 13:53:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, poor guy, the 2 sons would be ok, but 2 daughters? poor poor guy
2006-11-03 14:07:44 · answer #6 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats what i would call a shocker
2006-11-03 14:10:16 · answer #7 · answered by Sami 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one! countessa where did you get such stuff? can u tell me?
2006-11-03 15:56:13 · answer #8 · answered by heny0 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of cute LOL
2006-11-03 14:44:12 · answer #9 · answered by Aspettami28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent - lmao
2006-11-03 13:53:47 · answer #10 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋