Category 1 - Youngster/Rascal Stage:
Oldest thing I can remember, I was about four or five. As my mother & I were at a Sears store. She was looking for a new freezer. While she was looking at models & prices, I had to go to the restroom! While she was still looking, I used a comode, that was for sale! Believe it or not I was not caught!
Prank 2: I was less than a year from school. I overheard long & loud laughter. So I decided to listen. One story I heard was that someone put an egg in someone else's shoe. Later, that same night, I woke up & had to use the restroom. While up, I decided to "steal an egg" & try the stunt I heard just hours earlier. I put an egg in a brother-in-law's boots. Reason? They were first in sight & I knew the egg was well hid! He did not put the boots on for six months, atleast! When he did, he asked everyone, except me, because I am the youngest of the family. A month later, I admitted & he cracked an egg over my head. I was called "Egghead"! about a month.
2006-10-25
05:02:26
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