2006-10-25 05:00:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When I'm ready to talk to you i will call you back
You have reached the voicemail of .....and obviously i'm minding my own business so you should do the same and leave me alone...
2006-10-25 05:03:13 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Thang 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If this is a bill collector, the check is in the mail. If this is my agent, the new head shots are on the way. If this is a telemarketer, hang up and never call back.
OR
You know what to do. Leave a message after the beep. (fake beep and long pause) LOL! Got you! No really, here comes the beep.
2006-10-25 05:06:22 · answer #2 · answered by LadyDeathStryke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you've reached my friend's answering machine it says
"Hello, hello, hellloooo...is anyone there? Hello. Speak up, man. Hellooooo!!! By the way, I'm out. Please leave a message after the beep." Imagine yourself yelling for the first few seconds before you realise it's the answering machine.
Before this he had one that said. "Hi, you have reached the Refrigerator. The Answering Machine's out right now so if you'll speak slowly I'll write down your message and stick it to my door."
2006-10-25 05:14:55 · answer #3 · answered by Stormbringer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One is when the person who i call answer machine picks up and it says. Hey how you doing and then i reply and then after it Say's sorry i am not able to answer your call right now. and i be all left in the dark embarrassed and all,b/c i thought that it was the person talking another one is when the answer machine picks up and say hello may i take your order and i sometimes be thinking i have the wrong #.
2006-10-25 05:04:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
New Years Day message: My new year's resolution was to give up booze & sex. It was the worst 5 minutes of my life. Hope you have a better year.
2006-10-25 05:04:50 · answer #5 · answered by tobeyp2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretending like you just answered the phone with a "hello, who is this" is always hilarious, especially if you take it to extremes with something like...."I'm sick and tired of you calling, I can hear your heavy breathing on the other end you sicko. That's it I'm hanging up and calling the police".
2006-10-25 05:04:39 · answer #6 · answered by pouchless 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
optimistic, I quite tend to overlook approximately people's voices on a on a widely used foundation beginning. I additionally get trouble-free "aggravated" by potential of using the pitch voices of my infants asking all type of questions early Sunday morning. Like "What might desire to take place if a superstar falls on planet Earth"? Wtf ? No "sturdy morning" , in easy terms so complicated questions ! understand what I advise ?
2016-12-28 04:42:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry message machine isn't running leave message with refrigerator it is running!
2006-10-25 05:03:57 · answer #8 · answered by Happi @ss 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's one going around about a psych hospital and also a "Press 1 if you are a bill collector...Press 2 if you are a telemarketer...", etc etc...
2006-10-25 05:32:50 · answer #9 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-25 05:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by anonymous 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋