Entertainment & Music - 25 October 2006

Answering questions when u r supposed to be working?
be honest!

2006-10-25 04:42:16 · 44 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Other - Entertainment

There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (ML) and the Other one is known as Sister logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, No! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course its not working. The man did only the logical thing. He started to walk faster
Too.

SM: So, What shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is to split up. You go that way and I will go this way. He
Can not follow us both.

2006-10-25 04:41:52 · 15 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Polls & Surveys

Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake, you are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

Martha's way: Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle and you'll get perfectly shape pancakes every time.
My way: Buy the precooked kind you nuke in the microwave for 30 seconds. The hard part is getting them out of the plastic bag.

Martha's way: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in thebag with the potatoes.
My way: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Martha's way: To prevent egg shells from cracking, add a pinch of salt to the water before hard boiling.
My way: Who cares if they crack, aren't you going to take the shells off anyway?

Martha's way: To get the most juice out of fresh lemons, bring them to room temperature and roll them under your palm against the kitchen counter before squeezing.
My way: Sleep with the lemons in between the mattress and box springs.

Martha's way: To easily remove burnt-on food from your skillet, simply add a drop or two of dish soap and enough water to cover bottom of pan, and bring to a boil on stovetop.
My way: Eat at Chili's every night and avoid cooking.

Martha's way: Spray your Tupperware with nonstick cooking spray before pouring in tomato based sauces and there won't be any stains.
My way: Feed your garbage disposal and there won't be any leftovers.

Martha's way: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
My way: Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.

Martha's way: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up"
My way: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad.
My motto: I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.

Martha's way: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
My way: Celery? Never heard of the stuff.

2006-10-25 04:40:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In the US, which channel is Lost season 3 episode 4 on tonight? also what time is it on?

2006-10-25 04:40:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-25 04:40:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

An emergency call from a Miss Roberts reports, "Help, we need an ambulence. There's been an accident off of I-40." The ambulence and cops arrive on the scene just seconds later. In amazement they stumble out of their cars to see that the car has blown up and there is debris and fire everywhere. Officer Billings immediately calls it in.
In the middle of the call-in a man comes struggling out of the mess.
Officer Billings immediately perpares to fire. Raising his arms in surrender he yells, "No, don't shoot!" At that remark, Officer Billings Fires and kills the man. Why?

2006-10-25 04:40:39 · 14 answers · asked by zrose86 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine is probably the ENZO FERRARI?

2006-10-25 04:39:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"

"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

2006-10-25 04:39:05 · 11 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I'd like to go, because i have quite a lot...

2006-10-25 04:38:53 · 5 answers · asked by Georgie's Girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

Law and Order Criminal Intent? I don't. I think that guy, the detective, is very weird. lol What's up with all the weird neck movements he makes. In my opinion, the ORIGINAL will always be the best. lol Even though I think Jerry Orbach a.k.a Briscoe made that show....R.I.P.

2006-10-25 04:37:15 · 13 answers · asked by LibraT 4 in Television

What do you think is going to happen on Lost tonight? Do you think Sawyer will die while being tortured by the Others (i hope not!) Do you think Penelope will ever find Desmond and the other survivors? Post any theories for tonights episode, or any upcomeing episodes.

2006-10-25 04:36:59 · 5 answers · asked by ♥MsCullen♥ 4 in Television

2006-10-25 04:36:57 · 43 answers · asked by Carley M 3 in Other - Entertainment

And who are the singers?

" My pride is made to say forgive, and take the blame for what you did. It´s your mistake I´m thinkin´ of, I wonder if I´m still in love."

2006-10-25 04:36:37 · 1 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

how many piercings do you have?

2006-10-25 04:36:26 · 22 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

I love it .... soooooooooo much

2006-10-25 04:35:45 · 14 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 04:34:52 · 18 answers · asked by Bowllynn 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 04:34:51 · 6 answers · asked by bob123bob4562003 1 in Comics & Animation

i'd prefer if indians didn't answer.since then everyone else would know

2006-10-25 04:34:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Don't people see, or care, about the negative, long range consequences this will have on American families?

2006-10-25 04:34:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 04:34:20 · 7 answers · asked by sweet_n_small1 2 in Music

i is the golden boot award for his hit song ramblin man

2006-10-25 04:33:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Traffic
History of Violence
Donnie Darko
Constant Gardener

These 4 are in my mind but cant decide which one to rent

2006-10-25 04:33:21 · 14 answers · asked by nauroze_hoath 2 in Movies

(exuse my spelling but its in japanese)

"Domo ari gotto rristo roboto domo domo"

All I know is that it means "Thank you very much in japanese"
Please help

2006-10-25 04:32:55 · 4 answers · asked by Choir~Geek 4 in Music

2006-10-25 04:32:43 · 7 answers · asked by ron m 1 in Television

2006-10-25 04:32:37 · 15 answers · asked by cheapshot___kid 1 in Celebrities

2006-10-25 04:32:28 · 12 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 04:32:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 04:32:10 · 3 answers · asked by prettypalmbeacher 2 in Music

2006-10-25 04:31:14 · 28 answers · asked by Avenged Ninefold 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 04:31:12 · 23 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys