Entertainment & Music - 25 October 2006

halloween

2006-10-25 05:17:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Take Oxicoton again so the pain will in our tush will disappear?

2006-10-25 05:16:39 · 11 answers · asked by mick987g 5 in Celebrities

i know who will it be

2006-10-25 05:16:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-25 05:16:30 · 4 answers · asked by dr_futuredentist 1 in Music

and what would you say to them

i think my victim would be Simon from american idol so i can tell him to STOP WEARING THOSE DAMN TIGHT *** SHIRTS YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS WEARING THEM YOU HAVE T I T S WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

or Kelly Clarkson so we can discuss how much she wants to pay me to kill the people who didnt want her to do commercials for them any more because they said she was too fat (which is a buncha bullshit)

if i could get rihanna hmm...who knowz haha

2006-10-25 05:16:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

this is the last joke for now...

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?"

"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk; he isn’t going to notice you here with me." The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice.

Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.

"Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!"

"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."

The husband got out of bed,
and counted.
"One, two, three, and four... By gosh, you're right, dear!"


well thats all for today!!! bye everybody! :)

2006-10-25 05:16:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-10-25 05:15:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

this is kinda dirty but yes...it made me laugh...

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."


The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea,
Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."

alright..this is IT! bye everyone! :)

2006-10-25 05:14:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Think about it, this should be interesting.
I will tell you what I see..............soon!
mandy

2006-10-25 05:14:48 · 12 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

Mine personaly is Dramacon and InuYasha.

2006-10-25 05:14:19 · 28 answers · asked by marissa 2 in Comics & Animation

Lost and Found awarded my honesty with an ipod. I've learned to play the music on the ipod, but I want to add my own and delete some of the stuff on it.

2006-10-25 05:13:16 · 10 answers · asked by kbugey 2 in Music

I don't, I think it's about two ex's emotional connections to each other, even though one of them (him) has a new person in their life. Not a physical affair, per se, but a longing to replace the old with the new....your thoughts?

2006-10-25 05:12:51 · 14 answers · asked by Jen-Jen 6 in Music

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very
concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them.
As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening
all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this
had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door
holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the
young man knew who was boss.

The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door
and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flow. We're going to the
show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their
way.

The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty,
we're going to get some spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay
too, so off the two kids went.

2006-10-25 05:12:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-10-25 05:11:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I never peak becauseI love the antcipation and love the surprise.

2006-10-25 05:11:12 · 17 answers · asked by dixiedarling 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 05:11:05 · 8 answers · asked by David B 2 in Music

i think soon

2006-10-25 05:10:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

The name of the man and the song,please.
"The union of your spirits here has caused Him to remain,
for whenever two or more of you are gathered in His name."

2006-10-25 05:10:45 · 5 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

I never peak becauseI love the antcipation and love the surprise.

2006-10-25 05:10:45 · 10 answers · asked by dixiedarling 4 in Polls & Surveys

who wants to be a millionare or deal or no deal?

2006-10-25 05:10:35 · 8 answers · asked by Smart Mark 2 in Polls & Surveys

i heard this song on mtv this morning
its an emo band and it goes like

"i wont let them take you"and then it says black eyeliner makes things finer or something"


help me and my Bff want tono so we can write a diff version making fun of it


(no offence to anyone that likes that song)

2006-10-25 05:09:32 · 4 answers · asked by x3holdaloverclose 2 in Music

And you think "Heck YEA I am"

2006-10-25 05:09:20 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

...2...but they have to be very small.

2006-10-25 05:09:18 · 27 answers · asked by jake_cocktail 1 in Jokes & Riddles

There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (ML) and the Other one is known as Sister logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, No! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course its not working. The man did only the logical thing. He started to walk faster
Too.

SM: So, What shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is to split up. You go that way and I will go this way.

He Can not follow us both.

2006-10-25 05:08:20 · 19 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Jokes & Riddles

first right answer is best answer

2006-10-25 05:07:33 · 11 answers · asked by I love dooneys 6 in Jokes & Riddles

you hear lots of jokes and references to his height, so how short is he?

and if anyone really clever is out there, how tall was pepin the short, and how big were bertha's feet?

(pepin's wife is known as bertha of the big feet)

2006-10-25 05:07:07 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-25 05:05:49 · 53 answers · asked by GORGEOUS 1 in Polls & Surveys

It's that court show with Judge Extreme Akim. He's the one who uses the bat

2006-10-25 05:05:31 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

come on people... there's bound to be sumone out there who can speak foreign languges...

2006-10-25 05:05:19 · 17 answers · asked by Vicky_Icky 3 in Other - Entertainment

would he say "SIENCE! for shizzle"

2006-10-25 05:05:06 · 11 answers · asked by JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys