There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (ML) and the Other one is known as Sister logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, No! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course its not working. The man did only the logical thing. He started to walk faster
Too.
SM: So, What shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is to split up. You go that way and I will go this way.
He Can not follow us both.
2006-10-25 05:08:20 · 19 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SO THE MAN DECIDED TO FOLLOW SISTER LOGICAL
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, Yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run
As fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, No! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, sister? A nun with her dress up can run fster than
2006-10-25 05:08:49 · update #1
10/10 , Because of the Following :
1. Intelligent way of selecting the names of the nuns.
2.Interesting way of conversation involving Mathematics and Logic.
3.Application of Logic at the end...A man with pants down can never chase a nun with her skirt up !
Good Job! Keep it Up!!!!Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!
2006-10-25 05:22:39 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
4
2006-10-25 06:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by mongo862001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6
2006-10-25 05:21:49 · answer #3 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9
2006-10-25 05:11:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will rate it 8 but I think it will have been logical for the 2 sisters to wait and attack the man together 'cos mathematically 1+1=2, the 2 of them would have won.
2006-10-25 05:20:37 · answer #5 · answered by ladyvickolay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only the logical thing I can do is rate this Joke as 10
2006-10-25 05:19:10 · answer #6 · answered by Alrahcam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only logical answer is 5 since it does not figure...
2006-10-25 05:16:35 · answer #7 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1 to 10 I'd give this joke a 8 because it took too long to get to the punchline
2006-10-25 05:14:10 · answer #8 · answered by policethesoul 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8 will be ok , next time delete the gap between the sentences so that the joke will look short and can avoid people saying TOOO long and so on, nice work though
2006-10-25 06:20:29 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give it a 4. Lo siento pero it took way too long to get to the punch line.
2006-10-25 05:47:00 · answer #10 · answered by kountry_kandi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋