How many hamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
...2...but they have to be very small.
2006-10-25 05:09:18 · 27 answers · asked by jake_cocktail 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb
none it was a door knob!!!!
2006-10-25 05:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb.
None they made them all redundant, then in an effort to save even more money did away with light bulbs altogether, they then realised the patients needed light so they re-employed one, gave her a candle and a new job title - Lady of the Lamp !!
2006-10-25 08:49:03 · answer #2 · answered by ShumB 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how many blonds does i take to screw in a light bulb.
3, 1 to hold the light bulb and 2 to turn the chair
2006-10-25 05:14:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
How many Jewish Mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! - "So I sit in the dark."
2006-10-25 05:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by Clive 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the light bulb has to want to change...
2006-10-25 06:20:50 · answer #5 · answered by Ali 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't change the light bulb at all. Health and safety regulations require personnel to be properly trained before any interaction with electrics, however, they have just spent £35 million producing this handy little booklet for you "Coping with Darkness"
2006-10-25 05:27:43 · answer #6 · answered by clothkap 1 · 5⤊ 1⤋
how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3..... 1 to screw it in and 2 to write poems about how much they missed the old one! lol
2006-10-25 05:13:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
We don't know yet; it's never been done before since they have a habit of surrendering to the light socket.
2006-10-25 06:23:51 · answer #8 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many Paris Hiltons dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they ask dady to fix it.
2006-10-25 06:00:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
Two.One to do the screwing,one to hear the confession.
How many mystery writers does it take?
Two.One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
How many car mechanics?
Six.One to scratch his head,one to say "We can't look at it until Thursday," and four to add up the bill.
How many M P's?
Twenty-one.One to change it and twenty to form a fact finding commitee to learn more about how it's done.
2006-10-25 05:47:34 · answer #10 · answered by the gunners 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb
A: Five, one to hold the light bulb and the other four to turn the ladder round and round !
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2006-10-25 05:18:37 · answer #11 · answered by Danny99 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋