this is the last joke for now...
Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?"
"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk; he isn’t going to notice you here with me." The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice.
Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.
"Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!"
"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."
The husband got out of bed,
and counted.
"One, two, three, and four... By gosh, you're right, dear!"
well thats all for today!!! bye everybody! :)
2006-10-25 05:16:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol
2006-10-31 03:26:18 · answer #1 · answered by BrainCracker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol is that marge from the simpson he is drunk all the time.
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2006-10-25 05:19:50 · answer #2 · answered by jarvis c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Love Little Johnny jokes ! Thx. correct it really is one for you: Little Johnny first day at school and the coach say "who can count number volume" Little Johnny says " i visit" instructor says i wager you cant. tell me, what comes after 3 little Johnny says 4 instructor says good now what comes after six little Johnny says seven instructors say very ultimate yet i wager you dont understand what comes after ten little Johnny says for particular i do...Jack, Queen, king, Ace
2016-12-05 05:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-25 05:59:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2006-10-25 05:26:54 · answer #5 · answered by Erika M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute
2006-10-25 05:19:25 · answer #6 · answered by Dylanne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha. funny.
2006-10-25 05:20:19 · answer #7 · answered by baby doodle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!
2006-10-25 05:24:49 · answer #8 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee.
Thanks for the laughs. Post more again soon.
2006-10-25 05:19:37 · answer #9 · answered by real_sweetheart_76 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋