this is kinda dirty but yes...it made me laugh...
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea,
Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."
alright..this is IT! bye everyone! :)
2006-10-25 05:14:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
more lol
2006-10-31 03:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by BrainCracker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha thats too funny. Put another one on ASAP
2006-10-25 05:17:43 · answer #2 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your last one? Keep them coming !! That was GREAT, I laughed so hard, I pissed my pants a little !
2006-10-25 05:20:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was good!!!
Why stop. I love them, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
2006-10-25 05:17:13 · answer #4 · answered by real_sweetheart_76 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha made me laugh
2006-10-25 05:19:08 · answer #5 · answered by jackie d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!! I've heard this one before but I still think it's funny! Thanks for the giggle!
2006-10-25 05:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by tequillajenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-10-25 05:19:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that ment to be funny?
2006-10-25 05:17:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-10-25 05:28:19 · answer #9 · answered by Erika M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-D
2006-10-25 05:17:15 · answer #10 · answered by trainman996 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋