Entertainment & Music - 25 October 2006

A guy in the audience yelled, "Enough with the knock-knock jokes!" I wasn't telling knock-knock jokes. All I could think of, was "yeah, I remember when I had my first beer..." I need more lines for these guys though.

2006-10-25 04:31:05 · 12 answers · asked by Newby 1 in Celebrities

Ever just have an Office Space moment in your mind at this time?

2006-10-25 04:30:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 04:30:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 04:30:30 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I need help naming a tune, now this could be a little challenging as I can only recall a few lyrics from the song.

It goes somethign like this

"If you're looking for love
don't follow me
_____ _____ under arrest"

I'm not so sure about that last line

It has female vocals and I would classify it as a poppy/funky house track.

Any help will be truely appreciated.

2006-10-25 04:29:55 · 9 answers · asked by mo_dilwar 1 in Music

WHY IS IT THAT ALL FAT WOMEN LOVE TO EAT MCDONALD'S??? WHY DO THEY ALWAYS ORDER A MINIMUM OF 4 BIG MACS, 3 LARGE FRIES, 8 APPLE PIES, 3 LARGE MILKSHAKES AND WASH IT ALL DOWN WITH A DIET COKE??????

2006-10-25 04:29:42 · 23 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO X 2 in Polls & Surveys

i heard him and Carl from Family Matters were lovers....

2006-10-25 04:29:37 · 1 answers · asked by Intelligence is the key 1 in Television

2006-10-25 04:29:06 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 04:28:59 · 9 answers · asked by Avenged Ninefold 4 in Polls & Surveys

Bono was on stage and half way through the gig he went silent, the band went silent and the crowd then went silent. After a few seconds, he started clapping his hands with a 3 second gap between each clap. This went on for a short time and then he started to talk. "Every time I clap my hands (clap), a child in Africa dies (clap)". So someone from the crowd shouted....

"Well, foockin' stop it then!"

2006-10-25 04:27:49 · 15 answers · asked by monty_4_wayland 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-25 04:26:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I want to hear the dumbest one line jokes that you have.

2006-10-25 04:26:41 · 13 answers · asked by newcreaturem 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I talk about all kind of edges.

2006-10-25 04:26:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 04:26:34 · 7 answers · asked by ravians 3 in Polls & Surveys

Go and play bowls or something before you get arthritis!!

2006-10-25 04:26:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

describe it?

2006-10-25 04:26:11 · 62 answers · asked by bekcie 2 in Comics & Animation

Why do you think I got two thumbs down on the linked question:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuYSRH9cr_8vGLvfn4wNRc7sy6IX?qid=20061024110654AAoiwFk

2006-10-25 04:25:56 · 7 answers · asked by rhiannon2797 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 04:25:54 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-25 04:25:46 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 04:25:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

As in uu not w.

2006-10-25 04:24:09 · 16 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I know it's not a question, but here goes...

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing.
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally the drunk replies, ''No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."

2006-10-25 04:23:31 · 9 answers · asked by chanda 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I think this explains why bums don't get a job. Cause working sucks more then going without smokes.

2006-10-25 04:23:17 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

ever wonder how many people before you did?

2006-10-25 04:23:02 · 8 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

Phil can.

2006-10-25 04:22:51 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

it just that I waz watching the deal or no deal people wins but do they really get the money.

2006-10-25 04:21:57 · 17 answers · asked by tenzin y 1 in Television

2006-10-25 04:21:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-25 04:19:34 · 1 answers · asked by mebamamorgan 2 in Other - Entertainment

Ready?.....











Here it comes.....








Get ready it's a good one.....











Someone is going to lose a trailer!

2006-10-25 04:18:22 · 9 answers · asked by chanda 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I would have to say President Bush. He's on T.V right now giving yet another press conference about the war.

2006-10-25 04:18:12 · 35 answers · asked by Cori 3 in Polls & Surveys