I want to hear the dumbest one line jokes that you have.
2006-10-25 04:26:41 · 13 answers · asked by newcreaturem 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
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2006-10-25 04:29:19 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am not a dumb, so also my jokes...
Wife: “Give me some money. I want to buy a bra”.
Husband: “Why? You have nothing to put in it!”
Wife: “Well, You wear shorts!”
Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 Pounds.
Q: And between a husband and a boyfriend?
A: about 45 minutes.
2006-10-25 04:33:50 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the race between the Vitamin A, Vitamin B, and the Vitamin B1 -- (won)
Now for dumb, that should take the cake!
2006-10-25 05:31:18 · answer #3 · answered by skylight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are all as funny as a horse with a kick stand or a turtle with emergency brakes!
2006-10-25 04:45:37 · answer #4 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay okay this is a drity joke...
four white horse fell in the mud...
where are the laugh cards when you need them
2006-10-25 04:58:07 · answer #5 · answered by purple_eyed_dragon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I put spot remover on my dog and now he's gone." -Stephen Wright
Oh, and this one, too:
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
And:
Did you hear about Pierre, the dehydrated Frenchman?
2006-10-25 04:30:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a man who went to buy some bread but the backer d.
2006-10-25 04:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by s t b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar....
ouch
2006-10-25 04:30:10 · answer #8 · answered by David B 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And Cleopatra says," I can't. I'm on my pyramid."
2006-10-25 04:29:53 · answer #9 · answered by mattmedfet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your epidermis is showing.
2006-10-25 04:28:08 · answer #10 · answered by krunkee1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋