A guy in the audience yelled, "Enough with the knock-knock jokes!" I wasn't telling knock-knock jokes. All I could think of, was "yeah, I remember when I had my first beer..." I need more lines for these guys though.
2006-10-25 04:31:05 · 12 answers · asked by Newby 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
For the most part, hecklers want attention, but not the full spotlight. So give them the full spotlight. What's your name? If they don't answer, "I can't make the questions any easier pal." If they do, "Tell me, (name), where do you work?...How about I come to your office tomorrow and interrupt you when you're working?"
Or, the tried and true one liners:
"Too many freaks, not enough circuses"
"look, I've only got 20 minutes to make a fool out of myself and you have the rest of your life, so shut up."
"Do I come to your work & tell you how to sweep up?"
2006-10-25 04:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by oklatom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you're sexist for saying that. I agree with you. I find more men funny than women. That being said, I saw an extremely talented comedian (a woman) live and she was awesome. I wish I could remember her name now, but that is the only time I have found a woman hilarious. I do find Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Seinfeld) funny, but overall men seem to be the funnier ones as comedians and I'm still unsure of why that is. Maybe people secretly think of women as the more sensible ones in society. In my opinion, boys are given more permission to act sillier than girls as children. Parents expect boys to act rowdy, but expect young girls to behave cute and well-mannered. That behaviour could translate into adulthood too. Maybe people think guys naturally act goofier than women and so on a stage they are taken more seriously as comedians. It's a good question you asked.
2016-05-22 12:53:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about: Knock Knock mate? Oh wait your not at the door 'cause your too busy listening to my jokes? Why are you here in the first place if you don't like them?
2006-10-25 04:44:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should have asked him if they were to tough for him to understand. You can always talk to them like a dog.. "Bad dog, go lay down." "Who took your muzzle off?" Tell them you'll send them explanations of your jokes so they'll understand them. Or look around like you're trying to find where the voice came from and make a comment like "I didn't know Elmer Fudd is here."
2006-10-25 04:44:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's a woman heckling you could look around and say something like you thought your wife, ex-wife, mother, girlfriend etc. was speaking/yelling at you.
I personally don't know how you guys do it. If someone were heckling me I would cry.
2006-10-25 04:56:10 · answer #5 · answered by amercer7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya momma...! Sike that's mean. Kinda. It's always easy to make fun of someone, and usually loud annoying people have pretty obvoius flaws that you can clown on them for.
2006-10-25 07:16:16 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only knock knock joke here is you buddy.........hope it helps , i have no inspiration this morning...thats for your hecklers not you......lolllll
2006-10-25 04:33:57 · answer #7 · answered by dillutedjuice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about - "Sorry mate but last time I remembered this wasn't a double act."
2006-10-25 04:41:40 · answer #8 · answered by Nicci B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didu ever watch 'last comic standing" the last season?? they did a whole episode on hecklers..it was hilarious!! try to find it and dl. it....youll get some ideas.
2006-10-25 04:38:39 · answer #9 · answered by Sara S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
comedian has to have thousands of one liners ready.
study don rickles,,master of one liners..
2006-10-25 04:39:18 · answer #10 · answered by cork 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋