Entertainment & Music - 13 October 2006

the one where he places his hand on enemys shoulder and they collapse

2006-10-13 18:48:38 · 7 answers · asked by offittttt 1 in Television

What have you seen other people do when they think there is nobody watching them?

2006-10-13 18:46:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And who is the hottest girl?

2006-10-13 18:46:04 · 2 answers · asked by martin h 6 in Television

Born on 20th August 1970 at 4.30 AM
in Tehri Garhwal in Uttaranchal India

Please tell love relations and also the extent of such affairs of this person. in detail. I have to pass the test

2006-10-13 18:45:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-10-13 18:44:59 · 25 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 18:43:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a tour group went on a trip to England. There were 10 Scottsmen and 10 Nfld'rs, they decided to go on a double decker bus. the scottsmen went on the lower deck and the Nfld'rs went on the upper deck.The tour guide had a hard time with the Scotsmen what with there drinking and joking,he went to the upper deck to check on the Newfi'es and they were all sitting with long serious faces, when the guide asked them why they weren't having as much fun as the Scotsmen they replied"it's allright for them down there they have a driver.

2006-10-13 18:43:20 · 18 answers · asked by glasgow girl 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Subject: Anger Management






This fellow obviously has a problem - and way too much time on his hands.


ANGER MANAGEMENT




When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to
take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out
on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a
phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialled it. A man
answered, saying "Hello."


I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"


Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!"
and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could
be so rude.


When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had
accidentally transposed the last two digits.


After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung
up.


I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my
desk drawer.


Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd
call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"


It always cheered me up.


When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'calling
would have to stop.
So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the
telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID
Program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone.


I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and
hung up.


One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently
waited for.
I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot
ignored me.
I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.


A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his
number on speed dial,)
I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too. I said, "Is this the
man with the black
BMW for sale?" He said, "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I
can see it?"
He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and the car's parked
right out in front."
I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen." I asked,
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?" He said, "I'm home every evening
after five."


I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" He said, "Yes?" I said,
"Don, you're an asshole!"


Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.


Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.


Then I came up with an idea.


I called asshole #1.


He said, "Hello." I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
He asked, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah". He screamed, "Stop
calling me."
I said, "Make me." He asked, "Who are you?" I said, "My name is Don
Hansen."
He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree
Blvd, in Fairfax. I have a black Beamer parked in front."


He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying
your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.


Then I called Asshole #2.


He said, "Hello?" I said, "Hello, asshole." He yelled, "If I ever find out
who you are..."
I said, "You'll what?" He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ass."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."


Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34
Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay
lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down on
Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.


I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in
time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of
six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.


NOW I feel much better. Anger management really does work.

2006-10-13 18:43:09 · 17 answers · asked by Linda 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't remember who else was in it but I remember Dana Carvey and Dennis Miller for sure. It was an all male cast and they were naked but a wall was covering them so as to not show any "parts".
They were at a beach resort and they said the word "penis" a whole bunch of times. It was, "Hey, so-and-so, how's your p----?"
"Pretty nice p----!" They even sang a "penis" song!
Is it true that that sketch will never be shown again? I saw it when it was on originally and it was down-right hysterical! but I've never seen it on any re-run!

I mean, it's not a bad word and they kept it totally non-sexual, so what would be the problem? On SNL retrospectives they might talk about that sketch but they won't show a clip. What gives?

Do you know who was hosting that night?

2006-10-13 18:39:28 · 5 answers · asked by mamabunny 4 in Television

I saw him on Jay Leno the other night and MAN is he awesome! The song," Drinking Me Lonely" is so beautiful it brings tears to my eyes and his voice is just ridiculously perfect.

2006-10-13 18:39:26 · 2 answers · asked by Noelle S 5 in Music

2006-10-13 18:38:24 · 22 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys

My friend was stung by a bee on the knee cap...did not go to hospital.
The next day could not walk and it swelled up to the size of an orange.
They tried seven different antibiotics IV's and one of them stopped his heart and they had to jump start him with the paddles.
He got a rare staff infection and they almost amputated his leg.

2006-10-13 18:38:12 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 18:37:41 · 17 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys

Hip teens (dun du de) Don't wear blue jeans (dun du de) because we're cool cats and so on...

2006-10-13 18:37:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

...when he came into sight?
Standing by the road, no umbrella, no coat
Did you pull up along side and offer him a ride?

2006-10-13 18:36:04 · 16 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 18:35:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I, for the life of me, can't believe great shows like Arrested Development, Dark Angel, and Joan of Arcadia, just to name a few, were canceld so quickly. They were all very well scripted, and boasted talented casts. I was mad as heck when these shows got yanked, especially since they disappeared with unresolved storylines. Did anybody else enjoy any of the shows I mentioned and can you tell me what perhaps their downfalls were? Any other shows that you feel got shafted by greedy, impatient network execs or simply not given a chance by the viewing audience.

2006-10-13 18:35:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-13 18:35:06 · 5 answers · asked by Chuck Dhue 4 in Music

if so what is your fav. song?

Mine are ..... The Blue Cafe and Fool if you think it's over.

2006-10-13 18:34:58 · 3 answers · asked by Aspettami28 4 in Music

2006-10-13 18:34:18 · 26 answers · asked by tinaredcd 1 in Jokes & Riddles

All you have is a bat and a ball.

2006-10-13 18:33:46 · 3 answers · asked by tinaredcd 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-13 18:33:03 · 16 answers · asked by tinaredcd 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I am from the west coast and currently have tmobile, but I am not completly satisfied with their service. They're are not enough cell phone towers and a lot of the places I travel to I do not get service. I want to switch to either cingular or verizon. Which service do you think is better?

2006-10-13 18:32:13 · 12 answers · asked by errinella2 3 in Polls & Surveys

...a situation comedy, soap opera, intense family drama, or just bad reality TV?

2006-10-13 18:31:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I just can't decide both METALLICA and Gun's N Roses have great music. I NEED a NUMBER 1 so quick answer this question KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2006-10-13 18:31:44 · 6 answers · asked by Juan G 2 in Music

2006-10-13 18:30:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sweet Dreams

I want this girl can’t you see
How much she means to me
And I can’t get her hard as I try
But my feelings for her will never die

I just wish I could get the chance
To take her to one last dance
So I’ll pray now to the man up above
To spend one night with the girl I love

(Chorus)
Many chances I have had
None end good all end bad
But if I could get that one night
I would make everything right
I’d give the world to this girl
Diamonds, clothes, jewelry, and pearls
Do anything to see her smile
To have a chance
I must be in denial

Somehow I passed the test
Asked her out and she said yes
Perfect is how it has to be
If not then she’ll forget about me

Eight p.m. rolls around
I pick her up for a night on the town
Walk up and knock on the door
It opens up and the crowd starts to roar

She’s so beautiful it’s almost painful
Cause I’m in love with an angel
She’s perfect: smart, funny, and kind
I could stare at her till the end of time

(Chorus 2x)

Now it’s time to take her home
Ignore the calls that I get on my phone
Spend as much time with her as I can
Because a chance like this will never happen again

She says what a good time she had
I reply it wasn’t half bad
And in for the kiss I lean
That’s when I wake…
Up from my dream

2006-10-13 18:30:07 · 20 answers · asked by Zach S 1 in Music

What were the circumstances? Or, was it not an accident?

2006-10-13 18:29:49 · 3 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

Thanks!

2006-10-13 18:28:43 · 1 answers · asked by SuzieQ92 3 in Music

I used to have nightmares because of this movie. If I saw ET in real life I would run away and cry in a corner....a very disturbing film...........

2006-10-13 18:28:43 · 16 answers · asked by Richard H 2 in Movies