KITCHEN SEX
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
breakfast. He walks in. She
turns and says, "You've got to make love to me this
very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky
day." Not wanting to
lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it
his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the
stove. More than a little
puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
2006-10-13
18:18:59
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