KITCHEN SEX
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
breakfast. He walks in. She
turns and says, "You've got to make love to me this
very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky
day." Not wanting to
lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it
his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the
stove. More than a little
puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
2006-10-13 18:18:59 · 28 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very very Ive herd this one and totaly forgot about it still made me laugh thanks
2006-10-13 19:27:36 · answer #1 · answered by jlilmama420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing like a quickie to work up an appetite!
One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant in Crawford.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W.
He replies,"How about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude! You're a pig and I am disgusted!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced quiche!"
2006-10-13 19:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM IV) defines premature ejaculation as a persistent or recurrent ejaculation with minimal sexual stimulation before, on or shortly after penetration and before a person wishes. Wow, that’s not a sexy definition. Personally, I define it as you come quicker than you or your partner wants. Luckly this is a great solution for premature ejaculation https://tr.im/5f271
2015-01-24 09:32:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was the egg soft boiled or hard?
2006-10-13 18:33:19 · answer #4 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well atleast she didn't comment on the spinter she thought she got from the table.
2006-10-13 18:31:06 · answer #5 · answered by AL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke has been on this site at least three times this week. It is getting boring
2006-10-13 18:27:50 · answer #6 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gimme points for saying thats funni lol
2006-10-13 18:21:13 · answer #7 · answered by damakdadyman 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great joke.I like it new I never heard it before.
2006-10-13 18:35:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least she wasn't making minute steak!
2006-10-13 18:29:54 · answer #9 · answered by charley128 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL- fun times
2006-10-13 18:26:11 · answer #10 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was probably the worst question I have ever heard.
2006-10-13 18:20:44 · answer #11 · answered by Richard H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋