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All you have is a bat and a ball.

2006-10-13 18:33:46 · 3 answers · asked by tinaredcd 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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This one is easy too.... you take three swings, hence three strikes, and you're OUT.

2006-10-13 18:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by socalicd 3 · 0 0

**groans at the super-obvious Baseball Pun**

Yeah, three strikes and you're out...sure, that's it.

Oh well, so long as I'm wasting time and getting two more points...

Another way is to throw the ball up as high as you can (you never said there was a ceiling, *nyeah* :p ), tell your *pet bat* to "Fetch boy!", grab his legs as he takes flight and see if he can lift you out of there....ok, so it either requires a *big honking chiropteran* or you to be a tiny-skinny-personoid, but still, *lol*....

It beats leaving the room the same way you entered it, by walking past one of the *bombed out* and therefore missing walls, right?

Baseball....three strikes....BLAH! Thanks for making me *groan* from the pun-ishment here....

2006-10-14 02:00:00 · answer #2 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 0 0

How'd you get in?!!

2006-10-14 01:41:04 · answer #3 · answered by Answer man 2 · 0 0

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