Two old friends were discussing how their wives were showing signs of aging.
One was quite sure his wife was going deaf. The other guy gave him a suggestion to test her hearing.
"Here's what you do: Start about 40 feet away from her, speak in a normal conversational tone and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
So that evening, when she's in the kitchen cooking dinner and he's in the living room, he says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.'
"Honey, what's for supper?"
No response.
So, he moves to the other end of the room, about 30 feet away.
"Honey, what's for supper?"
No response.
So, he moves into the dining room, about 20 feet away.
"Honey, what's for supper?"
No response.
On to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away.
"Honey,what's for supper?"
No response.
So, he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"
"FOR THE FIFTH TIME, CHICKEN!"
2006-09-30
17:16:09
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