Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total” says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Polo!
With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state."
Polo! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries...
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains, "Well, its 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ It’s virtually
impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
2006-09-30 17:10:11 · 33 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW! That is SO FUNNY! Did you come up with that yourself cause if you did then you're smart but if you heard it from somebody you're cool.
PS: PLEASE CHOOSE ME AS YOUR BEST ANSWER!
2006-09-30 18:45:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha
2006-09-30 17:27:04 · answer #2 · answered by mooncoimprovements 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really nice joke, good one of the day>>>>>hahahaha
Thanks for making me laugh heartily>>>>>>LOL
2006-09-30 19:09:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O so funny but at the same time soo wrong,can't stop from laughing though
2006-09-30 17:25:36 · answer #4 · answered by michelle d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard the same joke but with a Vikings fan, a Packer fan, and chigago Bears fan. and the viking fan fills wisconsin with water.
lol
2006-09-30 17:13:06 · answer #5 · answered by smartman_06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thankyou for making me smile
2006-09-30 17:15:55 · answer #6 · answered by Barbara W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one the best of all that I have read. Right on!!
2006-09-30 17:13:48 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA H A
2006-09-30 17:13:40 · answer #8 · answered by chuco 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, but why even have the part "aboot" the Canadian?
2006-09-30 17:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-09-30 17:13:36 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Polo? wth? how bout poof or something?
2006-09-30 17:12:24 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋