Two old friends were discussing how their wives were showing signs of aging.
One was quite sure his wife was going deaf. The other guy gave him a suggestion to test her hearing.
"Here's what you do: Start about 40 feet away from her, speak in a normal conversational tone and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
So that evening, when she's in the kitchen cooking dinner and he's in the living room, he says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.'
"Honey, what's for supper?"
No response.
So, he moves to the other end of the room, about 30 feet away.
"Honey, what's for supper?"
No response.
So, he moves into the dining room, about 20 feet away.
"Honey, what's for supper?"
No response.
On to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away.
"Honey,what's for supper?"
No response.
So, he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"
"FOR THE FIFTH TIME, CHICKEN!"
2006-09-30 17:16:09 · 29 answers · asked by Wenice W 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahaha
i laughed my *** out
thats funny lol
thanx fo the laugh
2006-09-30 17:29:05 · answer #1 · answered by mark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SO Cute Men do have selective Hearing LOL
2006-09-30 17:27:25 · answer #2 · answered by HunnyBunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I guess the man found out he was the one aging and and also deaf.
2006-09-30 17:29:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, you found a way to put up a joke without violating policy.
2006-09-30 17:18:52 · answer #4 · answered by goose1077 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Nothing escapes Aging! LOL.
Not even deaf husbands! LOL.
Good one!
2006-10-02 14:17:32 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OW! Is this a Beltone Commercial?
2006-09-30 17:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2006-09-30 17:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! That's so funny! Thank you for the good laugh!!! Keep them coming!
2006-09-30 19:56:50 · answer #8 · answered by Margie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is really good. I like it . Ignore the sourpusses
2006-09-30 17:38:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is the husband>>>>>> hahahahaha>>>>>nice one,
2006-09-30 19:04:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋