Entertainment & Music - 30 September 2006

2006-09-30 16:48:33 · 20 answers · asked by My♥Cherry 5 in Polls & Surveys

I don't really think of him as a celebrity, so it goes in polls.

2006-09-30 16:48:25 · 3 answers · asked by Aloofly Goofy 6 in Polls & Surveys

whats the old (ithink old police car) that the blues brothers get?

2006-09-30 16:47:38 · 8 answers · asked by madhouse 2 in Movies

I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN, THEY'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN.

something like that...

2006-09-30 16:47:25 · 10 answers · asked by stefanie.katherine 2 in Music

2006-09-30 16:46:59 · 14 answers · asked by Celebrity girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole ?
Here are the testimonials of
a few people who did...
*I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blowj*b?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word.
He knew better.
*I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
*My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget .
*Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Dan! my, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, ! did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
*This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too!
While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off", No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and half of the passengers.
Now, didn't that feel good ?

2006-09-30 16:46:57 · 23 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-30 16:46:53 · 31 answers · asked by ♥Sapphire 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 16:46:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I need the lyrics to Junior Boys "In the Morning".
I just got it free from iTunes and I tried looking for the lyrics, but there are none.

2006-09-30 16:45:54 · 1 answers · asked by Kanarkis 2 in Music

more than 3? more than 6?

2006-09-30 16:45:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 16:45:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 16:45:13 · 18 answers · asked by Mrs.Edward Scissorhands 3 in Television

2006-09-30 16:45:04 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Sapphire 7 in Polls & Surveys

This was one of my favorite groups years ago. Thanx in advance for your answers.

2006-09-30 16:43:51 · 4 answers · asked by spiritcavegrl 7 in Music

2006-09-30 16:43:33 · 27 answers · asked by miguelitabonita 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 16:43:01 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Sapphire 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-30 16:42:45 · 21 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

Imagine the office or site where you work is closing down, and they're giving away all the equipment and supplies--except motor vehicles and retail merchandaise--to the employees. What would you grab first?

2006-09-30 16:42:39 · 4 answers · asked by rainfingers 4 in Polls & Surveys

its fairly new song it has snoop in it and starts off this is a convict song and winding and grinding words in it

2006-09-30 16:42:25 · 4 answers · asked by ndaugette 1 in Music

I need some good Yo Mamma jokes. Do you have any good ones?
P.S. If any of them are bad and can't be said on here or you might be reported just send to me at christinanelmes@yahoo.com .
Thanks!

2006-09-30 16:42:14 · 9 answers · asked by Chrisie 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-30 16:41:57 · 14 answers · asked by Annika 2 in Music

Sat on a tuffet, eating her curds & whey Along came a spider and sat down beside her and.............

2006-09-30 16:41:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I sometimes use Altoids.

2006-09-30 16:41:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This question will be used for research to determine if these songs send a message to the listeners to encourage them to engage in sexual activities?

2006-09-30 16:40:50 · 4 answers · asked by que68025 1 in Polls & Surveys

The U2 and GreenDay Preshow video at Youtube.com. How can i get it on my i-pod?

http://www.youtube.com/watchv=iUEt4fTvmLI&mode=related&search=

2006-09-30 16:40:31 · 3 answers · asked by Me 1 in Music

why is it when they talk you can hear their accent but when they sing they sound american.

2006-09-30 16:40:07 · 9 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Music

2006-09-30 16:39:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 16:39:41 · 15 answers · asked by   6 in Polls & Surveys

I am not unly, just curious because this girl at my school is ugly, and wanted to see if an ugly guy or a cute guy finds her attractive

2006-09-30 16:38:31 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 16:38:29 · 17 answers · asked by suzy s 1 in Celebrities