Entertainment & Music - 30 September 2006

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2006-09-30 23:16:03 · 11 answers · asked by sweet_bianche88 2 in Music

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

2006-09-30 23:13:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-30 23:12:36 · 20 answers · asked by APRIL S 1 in Television

i'm quite old now and have a long memory whoever posts the best song (for me) gets 10 points lol.

2006-09-30 23:10:47 · 1 answers · asked by Deano™ 7 in Music

A judge has to convict two drug addicts but it is late on a Friday and he can’t be bothered.
So he says to them “listen guys, come back on Monday, get some other people off drugs &I’ll let you walk free.”
The two drug addicts nod and leave.
On Monday the judge asks the first guy
’”How many people did you get off drugs?”
The guy says “4 sir” the judge asks him how & the guy replies
“I drew 2circles, one was massive and the other was small,
I pointed at the big one & said this is the size of your brain before you do drugs and then I pointed to the small circle & said,
“This is the size of your brain after you’ve taken drugs”
The judge is very impressed & says,
“Very well I will let you leave without punishment.”
He turns to the second guy and asks him how many people he got off drugs
“152” replies the guy. The judge asks him how. “
Oh it was very simple” he replies
“ I used the circle method too only I pointed to the tiny circle and said this is the size of your @sshole before you go to prison and…’

2006-09-30 23:08:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Hint- about someone and something..

2006-09-30 23:02:34 · 7 answers · asked by ketty n 1 in Jokes & Riddles

If so........under what circumstances?

2006-09-30 23:02:13 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 23:02:04 · 33 answers · asked by wes 3 in Music

2006-09-30 23:00:53 · 6 answers · asked by ? 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-30 23:00:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 22:59:52 · 65 answers · asked by style guru 2 in Celebrities

i have alot of things i want to get rid of but i dont want to sell them on ebay i want to give them to people who need them so is there a site i can put my things on and people just pick out what they want and i send it to them?

2006-09-30 22:57:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Did anyone get Alice's 2005 release "Dirty Diamonds?"
If so, what did you think of it?

I thought it was brilliant, better than "The Eyes of Alice Cooper" with more diversity and what not.

2006-09-30 22:55:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A prostitute washes her crack and sells it again!

2006-09-30 22:55:09 · 15 answers · asked by livachic2005 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-30 22:55:03 · 4 answers · asked by terri l 2 in Music

If my questions were food for thought what food would they be?

2006-09-30 22:54:45 · 13 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am trying to download music from my real jukebox library to disc. I have dvd r disk and it wont copy. Do I need a different type of disc to do this? Which one? Thanks

2006-09-30 22:52:35 · 5 answers · asked by garrisonjj 1 in Music

1....Q. Is it ok for a woman to have child after 35 ?
A. no, 35 are more than sufficient.

2.... Husband // our son has inhertied my wisdom.
Wife // true mine is still with me.

3... Blonde knocked door of Geoge Bush.
Bush shouted " who is it?" .. the Blonde said ' It"s me ?"
" Me who ? "
"You silly boy, you are george Bush don't you know."

4 . Doris was continuousy asked by BF the he would like to come to her house when nobody is around. Once Doris said come at midnight today there would be nobody at my home. BF reached at midnight.Doris was right , the door was locked there was nobody home !!!

5... What is common between faithful Husband and Osama Bin Laden ?
Both are Untraceable.

6... When a married couple Smita and Suresh were coming out of s film show
one girl hugged Suresh. No sooner she left Smita asked “ who was that B**** ? ” Surersh said “You ladies are so much like each other- she too will ask me same question.

2006-09-30 22:51:22 · 11 answers · asked by shribharatpshubh 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A person who refuse to fight or a person that always win a fight?

2006-09-30 22:48:30 · 17 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

Didnt work ha!

2006-09-30 22:48:05 · 9 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I think it was on fox and I know that it was very short lived and I cannot remember if it was an all girl college or high school.

2006-09-30 22:47:27 · 3 answers · asked by x d 1 in Television

2006-09-30 22:46:58 · 9 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 22:46:07 · 50 answers · asked by ♥ Nicola ♥ 3 in Television

2006-09-30 22:45:13 · 18 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 22:45:08 · 4 answers · asked by ronzohooter 4 in Movies

2006-09-30 22:43:44 · 15 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 22:42:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

and if you were to choose who would you join up with?
what would be your name and what superpowers would you have? if its thundercats, then it would have to be named after a feline or some animal from the cat family.
do you have a favourite character from either he-man or thundercats or both? what's your favourite out the two shows?
mine is thundercats because i preferred the show's characters over he-man and his mates and i thought it was miles better and compared to he-man, not to mention it made great viewing

2006-09-30 22:42:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

all i no is it goes...whatever it takes....or how my heart breaks ...i will be right here waiting for you...??????????????????

2006-09-30 22:42:14 · 13 answers · asked by kat13 3 in Music

2006-09-30 22:41:52 · 5 answers · asked by ? 3 in Celebrities