Entertainment & Music - 30 September 2006

Tell why or why not. (detals)

2006-09-30 22:13:22 · 4 answers · asked by unco 2 in Celebrities

2006-09-30 22:13:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-30 22:13:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

2006-09-30 22:13:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

a terrible sand storm hit. It lasted for 6 hours & when it finally cleared they were horrified to see their camel was dead. They had no food or water & the situation looked hopeless. The Priest turned to the Nun and said
"Sister, seeing as we are going to die out here, can you grant me one wish?"
The Nun said "Yes Father, what is your final wish?"
"In all my years in the church I’ve never seen a pair of breasts before."
The Nun was a bit shocked but lifted her robes to show off her **** in all their glory. The Priest smiled & said "Thank you Sister."
Then the Nun turned to the Priest and said
"Father, in all my years in the church I have never seen a man’s ’thingy’ before, show me?"
The priest happily agreed & got his junk out. The Nun studied it intensely.
The Priest had his eyes closed & was rising to attention as the Nun touched it with fascination.
The Priest said with a smile on his face, "Sister, do you know that when it’s placed in a certain ’area’ it can give life?"
The Nun looked at him and replied

"WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR !!! “
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STICK IT UP THE CAMELS @SS AND LETS GET THE F#CK OUTTA HERE!!!!"

2006-09-30 22:10:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-30 22:10:46 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

What do you think of it? Do you also think that he looks completely out of place in the video?

I personally think it's a cry for help!

2006-09-30 22:08:50 · 13 answers · asked by TashaLou1978 2 in Music

The team's Coach noticed that his star player, Wayne, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them.

So one day, after practice, the coach asked Wayne, "Just what the hell is your secret with the women?"

So Wayne replies, "Well, Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs
it and I can screw them forever!"

The coach decided that this was a good idea so one day he left training early.

When he got home he heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.

His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "Is that you Wayne?"

2006-09-30 22:08:30 · 10 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-30 22:08:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

OK so Im driving home one day and this womens pleasent voice...on the backdrop of an acoustic guitar starts humming a tune in my ear. No other instruments really just her and the guitar..has a Sherly Crow...real mellow style to it. I havn't been able to find the lyrics ANYWHERE...the song ANYWHERE...the artist ANYWHERE...i swear it was wipped from the face of the planet..i do know a little bit of the lyrics.........

Let Me Be your Lighthouse *guitar plays after she sings that...( dun dun dun....*)

And i'll help you find your...

.....Way out......of here...

OMg whoever can find this song is a freaking life savor! Im getting married in a couple of months and I have been looking for it to be a perfect wedding song..If anyone has any info PLEASE HELP!!!! JEEZZZ thanks everyone u all rockzors my sockzors!

2006-09-30 22:06:21 · 5 answers · asked by menty17 1 in Music

me and my friends want to start our own punk band, but we still havn't found a drummer or singer that we know. me snd my friend can't sing. we still havn't created one song. so any suggestions?

2006-09-30 22:05:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Tape a chocolate bar to the outside of your microwave. If the chocolate melts you will know that the microwaves are escaping and it is time to have the oven serviced.

A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment always circle the stain in permanent ink pen so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.

Lose weight quickly by eating raw pork and rancid tuna. I found that the subsequent food poisoning enabled me to lose 12 pounds in only 2 days.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

High blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

Olympic athletes. Conceal the fact that you have taken performance enhancing drugs by simply running a little slower and letting someone else win.

Heavy smokers: Don't throw away those filters from the end of your cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you'll have enough to insulate your ceiling.

Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin in a bowl of iron fillings.

X File fans: Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously 'erased'.

A sheet of sandpaper makes a cheap and effective substitute for costly maps when visiting the Sahara desert.

2006-09-30 22:04:17 · 8 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-30 22:03:14 · 11 answers · asked by lisa s 2 in Other - Entertainment

he generation to ensure ourselves

The generation to kill eachother

The generation to ensure ourselves

The generation to kill eachother

The generation to kill, kill, kill

The generation to kill, kill, kill

2006-09-30 22:01:53 · 1 answers · asked by .......... 4 in Music

I dont think so....

2006-09-30 22:00:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-30 21:59:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

1.Bring Ned Kelly back to life.
2.Take me and him to Pluto.
3.Grant mine and his wishes forever.

2006-09-30 21:59:29 · 20 answers · asked by ~~Dr.Dino~~ 1 in Polls & Surveys

Me,like Shakira or smth from Fergie

2006-09-30 21:57:55 · 30 answers · asked by Shaki 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-30 21:53:28 · 11 answers · asked by afrprince77 2 in Television

Elephant?
Rhino?
Panda?
Horse?
Persian Cat?
Tortoise?
Giraffe?
Skunk?
Sting Ray?
Crocodile?

2006-09-30 21:48:00 · 23 answers · asked by ~~Dr.Dino~~ 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 21:46:56 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Cowgirl♥ 4 in Music

This lady used to go to a shop at market for purchase Long Island duck at all times, one day she did her usual routine and stop at that store to buy a Long Island duck, she noticed a new owner operating the store so she ask him for a Long Island duck, the man went to the back and grab a duck and give it to her, she toke the duck, put's her finger in the ducks butt and says, excuse me sir this isn’t a Long Island duck this is a new jersey duck, so the man went back and grab another duck, again doing the finger inspection she said this isn’t in Long Island duck this is a New York duck, the man looked angry grabs another one and gives it to her, she did the inspection and said, finally you got it right! By the way you look new here, where you from? The man still angry looks at her, turns around, put's he's pants down and said, “listen lady if you're smart, check & find out yours self”.

2006-09-30 21:46:28 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-30 21:44:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-30 21:43:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 21:43:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I've never been so bored:)

2006-09-30 21:41:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 21:41:31 · 13 answers · asked by Emma C 1 in Music

2006-09-30 21:41:24 · 9 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

who made you..?

2006-09-30 21:40:49 · 8 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

They say that she is 26(as if) or 16 or 17 but im not really sure does anyone have answers

2006-09-30 21:40:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities