a terrible sand storm hit. It lasted for 6 hours & when it finally cleared they were horrified to see their camel was dead. They had no food or water & the situation looked hopeless. The Priest turned to the Nun and said
"Sister, seeing as we are going to die out here, can you grant me one wish?"
The Nun said "Yes Father, what is your final wish?"
"In all my years in the church I’ve never seen a pair of breasts before."
The Nun was a bit shocked but lifted her robes to show off her **** in all their glory. The Priest smiled & said "Thank you Sister."
Then the Nun turned to the Priest and said
"Father, in all my years in the church I have never seen a man’s ’thingy’ before, show me?"
The priest happily agreed & got his junk out. The Nun studied it intensely.
The Priest had his eyes closed & was rising to attention as the Nun touched it with fascination.
The Priest said with a smile on his face, "Sister, do you know that when it’s placed in a certain ’area’ it can give life?"
The Nun looked at him and replied
"WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR !!! “
“
STICK IT UP THE CAMELS @SS AND LETS GET THE F#CK OUTTA HERE!!!!"
2006-09-30 22:10:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Are we going for desert jokes or priest and nun jokes or religious jokes in general?
Desert joke (also a lawyer joke) You are in the desert. You have in your hand a 45 magnum with two bullets. You walk around the end of a sand dune and find Saddam Hussein, Ossama Ben Laudin (spelling?) and a lawyer. Who do you shot?
The lawyer...........twice
Priest and Nun Joke: A priest and a nun were golfing. After the first three holes, the priest shanks a ball badly into the rough. The priest turns his face toward the sky, raises his fist and screams "God Damn it, I missed."
The nun says to the priest "Father, if you take the lords name in vain, the sky will grow dark, thunder will sound and a bolt of lightning will come out of the sky and strike you dead." The priest felt bad that he had taken the lords name in vain. He told the nun it wouldn't happen again.
On the 15th hole, the priest again hits a ball into the rough and promptly turns his face toward the sky, raises his fist and screams "God Damn it, I missed again."
Again the nun says "Father, if you take the lords name in vain, the sky will grow dark, thunder will sound and a bolt of lightning will come out of the sky and strike you dead."
This time the priest is angry and looks at the nun and says "yeah, yeah. Let's just finish the 18 holes."
On the 18th hole, the priest misses a 3 foot putt. He grabs his putter and throws it as far as he can while he screams at the top of his lungs "God damn it, I missed again." Then the sky grows dark. Thunder sounds and a bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes the nun dead. A voice is heard in the sky screaming these words "God damn it, I missed again!'
general religious joke (apologies for the stereotyping. I am not a bigot. This is just an old joke and this is the way it was told to me. Anyone is welcome to change the order of who gives what. It's a joke and not a slur against a specific religion. God I hate political correctness.)
A protestant minister, a catholic priest and a rabbi were discussing how they gave money to the Lord from their pay check each month. The minister says "I take my check and have it converted to cash. I go to that big hill outside of town and draw a circle 3 feet in diameter. I throw my money up in the air. All that lands inside the circle is the Lord's and all the money that lands outside the circle is mine." The priest says "I do it something like that. Only I divide the circle in half. All the money that lands in the right half of the circle is the Lord's and all that lands in the left side or outside the circle is mine." The rabbi looks at the priest and the minister and says "I don't do anything like that. I go to the hill. I take the money and I throw it up into the air. What the Lord wants, he can grab."
2006-09-30 22:40:48 · answer #1 · answered by Spiritual but not religious 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
hey ! men,who ever told u the jokes ? the priest or the nun ? or r u the camel ???
2006-09-30 22:41:18 · answer #2 · answered by koh h 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yet another good joke i can't think of a better way to start my day,thank you
2006-09-30 22:47:30 · answer #3 · answered by amber_xx66 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Foul! Foul! LOL. LOL. LOL.
That's a good one!
Thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-02 13:55:41 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that is a good one never heard it before nice job
2006-09-30 22:23:33 · answer #5 · answered by Blue S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So did the preist hump the humps?
2006-09-30 22:23:10 · answer #6 · answered by malcy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL - a wise nun she is!!
2006-09-30 22:13:34 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-09-30 22:24:56 · answer #8 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny
2006-10-01 09:42:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeh ok, a little lame, soorryyyyyy.
2006-09-30 22:17:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋