This lady used to go to a shop at market for purchase Long Island duck at all times, one day she did her usual routine and stop at that store to buy a Long Island duck, she noticed a new owner operating the store so she ask him for a Long Island duck, the man went to the back and grab a duck and give it to her, she toke the duck, put's her finger in the ducks butt and says, excuse me sir this isn’t a Long Island duck this is a new jersey duck, so the man went back and grab another duck, again doing the finger inspection she said this isn’t in Long Island duck this is a New York duck, the man looked angry grabs another one and gives it to her, she did the inspection and said, finally you got it right! By the way you look new here, where you from? The man still angry looks at her, turns around, put's he's pants down and said, “listen lady if you're smart, check & find out yours self”.
2006-09-30 21:46:28 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY FUNNY 100% DESERVES 10 POINTS
2006-09-30 21:48:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. 7 out of 10.
2006-09-30 22:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
asked the lady to check 4 u,then~maybe~ she give u 10 points !
2006-09-30 22:49:13 · answer #3 · answered by koh h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2006-09-30 21:49:48 · answer #4 · answered by yadayada 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
good one l o l
2006-09-30 22:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
So....Does she find out??
Just curious lol
2006-10-01 23:38:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best I've heard in a long time! :)))))))
2006-09-30 23:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by marissa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh! Bad, bad!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
2006-10-02 14:03:52 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but gross
2006-09-30 21:55:38 · answer #9 · answered by hfroggie2005 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny..hehe =)
2006-09-30 22:08:29 · answer #10 · answered by Sagar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋