The team's Coach noticed that his star player, Wayne, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them.
So one day, after practice, the coach asked Wayne, "Just what the hell is your secret with the women?"
So Wayne replies, "Well, Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs
it and I can screw them forever!"
The coach decided that this was a good idea so one day he left training early.
When he got home he heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "Is that you Wayne?"
2006-09-30 22:08:30 · 10 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahhahahahahalol. Now this is just killing me
2006-10-03 10:13:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent 9 out of 10.
2006-09-30 22:31:40 · answer #2 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL got a faithfull and sincere wife 10*
2006-09-30 22:12:08 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha I bet wayne got beat that day ha ha get it "beat" lol and by the coach for that matter ha ha
2006-09-30 22:26:25 · answer #4 · answered by Blue S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness poor little fellow lucky little lady!
2006-10-01 19:02:23 · answer #5 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
preety funny
what a sway
lol
2006-09-30 22:23:47 · answer #6 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. The wrong Knock ! LOL.LOL.
..........and definitely the wrong answer! LOL.LOL.
Great!
2006-10-02 13:59:16 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah ha, good one
2006-09-30 22:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by amber e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it.
2006-09-30 23:00:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...
2006-10-01 00:20:32 · answer #10 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋