1....Q. Is it ok for a woman to have child after 35 ?
A. no, 35 are more than sufficient.
2.... Husband // our son has inhertied my wisdom.
Wife // true mine is still with me.
3... Blonde knocked door of Geoge Bush.
Bush shouted " who is it?" .. the Blonde said ' It"s me ?"
" Me who ? "
"You silly boy, you are george Bush don't you know."
4 . Doris was continuousy asked by BF the he would like to come to her house when nobody is around. Once Doris said come at midnight today there would be nobody at my home. BF reached at midnight.Doris was right , the door was locked there was nobody home !!!
5... What is common between faithful Husband and Osama Bin Laden ?
Both are Untraceable.
6... When a married couple Smita and Suresh were coming out of s film show
one girl hugged Suresh. No sooner she left Smita asked “ who was that B**** ? ” Surersh said “You ladies are so much like each other- she too will ask me same question.
2006-09-30 22:51:22 · 11 answers · asked by shribharatpshubh 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know some are Very G./G./S/ and B but just want to know...
2006-09-30 22:54:20 · update #1
1. good
2. good.
3. soso
4. soso
5. bad
6. very good, i actually laughed at that one...
2006-09-30 22:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by kveldulfgondlir 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Good.
2. Very good.
3. Very good.
4. Excellent.
5. So so.
6. Good.
2006-10-01 06:33:38 · answer #2 · answered by no one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not meant to offend, but you might want to consider spending a bit more time writing those out. The current jokes are hard to understand as they are. Not proper english.
As I said, not meant to offend, just pointing out a fact.
The ones I did understand easilly, not bad...
2006-10-01 05:55:04 · answer #3 · answered by iswd1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All good, except for #3, that one was kinda dumb. Good job though, work on your english a little better and you can be a comedian in the states!
2006-10-01 06:13:43 · answer #4 · answered by rswdew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the 6 are good.
2006-10-01 05:58:00 · answer #5 · answered by binumakku 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked no.4 best!!
2006-10-01 06:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by pleaseselectanotherusername 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL on the 6th one
2006-10-01 06:05:29 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-gud...haha
2-gud again..haha
3-ok i guz...heard it b4...
4-again ok...heard dat one 2...
5-hahahahahha...luved dat...gr8 one..
6-hahaha...last but not da least...da climax..haha...dat rocked!!
2006-10-01 06:38:36 · answer #8 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) average
2)average
3)bad
4)good
5)average
6)average
2006-10-01 06:05:59 · answer #9 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll give you a good rating for everything except 5.......
2006-10-01 08:43:46 · answer #10 · answered by <--tsk--> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋