A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2006-09-30 23:13:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This one was Great!
Good One!
2006-09-30 23:16:31 · answer #1 · answered by Hollygood 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A classic goodiee joke, tnx for the laugh man, 1 of my fvrt
2006-10-01 07:14:13 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was drastically funny and I enjoyed it but mind it it is useful if you try to send veg.. jokes and not non-veg.. as children are also eager to reply and it would be so bad if children come to know about all this at such a young age.
SEE TO IT.
bye
2006-10-01 06:21:49 · answer #3 · answered by ¨°º¤•§îRîu§ ¤[†]¤ ߣã¢K•¤º°¨ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, i wish i was the guy in the chair!
2006-10-01 06:17:22 · answer #4 · answered by Antonio 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ye that was soooo hilarious i'm like whats he gonna do to her ? hehe good 1
2006-10-01 06:30:31 · answer #5 · answered by speshal_wun 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
veryyyyyyyyyy funny
i like it sooooooooooooo much
bravo
2006-10-01 06:16:21 · answer #6 · answered by mr. k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-10-01 06:29:24 · answer #7 · answered by no one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
i laughed my @$$ off!
can t st op laughin
and YES i liked it!
2006-10-01 06:25:12 · answer #8 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahha! THATZ RYTE SUCKER! psh... =P thnx 4 the laff
2006-10-01 06:16:50 · answer #9 · answered by ju5sm3h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great.i loved it.....u have a great imagination
2006-10-01 06:18:05 · answer #10 · answered by catholica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋