A judge has to convict two drug addicts but it is late on a Friday and he can’t be bothered.
So he says to them “listen guys, come back on Monday, get some other people off drugs &I’ll let you walk free.”
The two drug addicts nod and leave.
On Monday the judge asks the first guy
’”How many people did you get off drugs?”
The guy says “4 sir” the judge asks him how & the guy replies
“I drew 2circles, one was massive and the other was small,
I pointed at the big one & said this is the size of your brain before you do drugs and then I pointed to the small circle & said,
“This is the size of your brain after you’ve taken drugs”
The judge is very impressed & says,
“Very well I will let you leave without punishment.”
He turns to the second guy and asks him how many people he got off drugs
“152” replies the guy. The judge asks him how. “
Oh it was very simple” he replies
“ I used the circle method too only I pointed to the tiny circle and said this is the size of your @sshole before you go to prison and…’
2006-09-30 23:08:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha.....cant stop laughin man!!..where do u get dese??..hahahah...gr8 one...thumbs up 2 u...
2006-09-30 23:33:23 · answer #1 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ooouu!! That is outrageous! Oooh! LOL. LOL. LOL. Bad, bad, bad! ... 10.
Have a great evening!
2006-10-02 19:26:22 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great one.
2006-10-01 06:38:50 · answer #3 · answered by no one 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny good joke man
2006-10-01 06:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one i laughed my @ss off
2006-10-01 06:42:33 · answer #5 · answered by LEO 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao...
Cracked me up hardcore :)
2006-10-01 06:10:55 · answer #6 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-01 06:48:39 · answer #7 · answered by nemo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋