Entertainment & Music - 26 September 2006

2006-09-26 05:37:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show.
The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says "I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful rambling rose. May I call on you tomorrow?"
She agrees and a date is made.
The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it she slaps him hard across the face.
He is stunned. "What was that for?" he asked.
She said "I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopaedia last night and it said 'Not well suited to bedding but is excellent for rooting up against a garden wall.'"

2006-09-26 05:36:37 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I've LOVED them ever since Undertow came out (i was very young then!) and i still cant stop listening. But do you know what this song is about?? Ive been trying for so long to figure this one.

http://spikedhumor.com/articles/10770/Tool_Video_Parabola.html

Come on, Tool fans! Help with my favorite one!!

2006-09-26 05:35:23 · 3 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Music

2006-09-26 05:35:12 · 25 answers · asked by echolily 3 in Music

2006-09-26 05:34:29 · 2 answers · asked by Jossy 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-26 05:33:40 · 10 answers · asked by Bubbles 1 in Music

Ok it kinda sounds like Good Charlotte, but I don't think it's them, it goes:
Why don't you have some dirty hot sex with me?
It's not like I'm asking you to give it up for free..

2006-09-26 05:33:26 · 4 answers · asked by 2good2Btrue 5 in Music

is he actually english and which episode of buffy does he say:
"i like this world it's got dog racing, Manchester united, and people"

2006-09-26 05:33:00 · 9 answers · asked by jcostello1984 2 in Television

Hint A 'Rising' Star

2006-09-26 05:32:45 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

I know the WB and UPN merged but since this happened I have not been able to get the channel using my cable provider. Anyone else had this problem and fixed it? I want to watch some of the stations season premieres but cannot. I called the cable company and they basically just said this is happening in many places. They have provided us with some crappy local channel until and if it ever comes back. It SUCKS!

2006-09-26 05:32:33 · 4 answers · asked by jennanna 4 in Television

2006-09-26 05:32:27 · 15 answers · asked by forcejustify 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I heard they're going to make a movie about Steve Irwin's life and Russell Crowe is going to play him, has anyone else heard of this?

2006-09-26 05:32:13 · 12 answers · asked by Mae 3 in Celebrities

I got nothin.....go for it

2006-09-26 05:31:56 · 24 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I asked this yesterday, and did everything suggested...any more ideas? Yesterday, the kids were fighting in the yard, and I accedently started to put gas where the oild goes. I caught my mistake almost immediatly, but yet, SOME went in. Now, it won't start. I've drained and filled new, drained and filled new...about 3 times. It's not the driving kind...just a push one. Could it be possible that when draining, so oil shorted the spark-plug? I pulled and cleaned it, but still...nothing. Could I need a new one?

2006-09-26 05:31:35 · 9 answers · asked by da dude 4 in Polls & Surveys

to feel better about yourself?
to feel like a tough guy,girl?
to be a neaky basta*d?
or is it cause you wanna be popular on here but can't??
( i wonder how long it'll be???)

2006-09-26 05:31:00 · 9 answers · asked by sarah 2 in Polls & Surveys

I heard the song on the radio last night and have no idea who the male in the song was. I am trying to figure it out but every place I go I can't find the answer. Please whoever knows please let me know so I can get it. Thank you

2006-09-26 05:30:42 · 11 answers · asked by sorrene_96 1 in Music

2006-09-26 05:30:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

help

2006-09-26 05:30:33 · 20 answers · asked by npjcakes 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 05:30:32 · 4 answers · asked by J>D 1 in Movies

2006-09-26 05:30:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The song is by Eric Allaman.Thanks

2006-09-26 05:30:19 · 2 answers · asked by TBOTQ 1 in Music

and looks up and says, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says:

"Holy Shiiiiiiiiiiit duuude ...how much water did you drink?!!"

2006-09-26 05:30:14 · 15 answers · asked by FaerieWhings 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-26 05:29:42 · 12 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

What single person do you think outshines all these guys combined? Or is there a single person that is well known that is way better looking than each of these?

2006-09-26 05:29:13 · 52 answers · asked by Mahmood C 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-26 05:28:43 · 4 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 05:28:15 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Regis & Kelly? So, for an hour a day, we are supposed to sit & listen to what they did the night before? He is trying desperately not to get old & she cannot find a dress that fits her properly. I don't get it - what is so captivating? I'm out of here!!!

2006-09-26 05:27:50 · 14 answers · asked by Forever 6 in Television

2006-09-26 05:27:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-26 05:26:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-26 05:26:31 · 7 answers · asked by nikki m 2 in Other - Entertainment