A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show.
The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says "I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful rambling rose. May I call on you tomorrow?"
She agrees and a date is made.
The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it she slaps him hard across the face.
He is stunned. "What was that for?" he asked.
She said "I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopaedia last night and it said 'Not well suited to bedding but is excellent for rooting up against a garden wall.'"
2006-09-26 05:36:37 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha.. what was that? "rambling rose"? got it! lol.
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2006-09-26 05:39:04 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A great General Joke, But also a Great Gardening Joke. Try Better Homes and Gardens, they just might print that one, or Paul Harvey,...................Good Day!!!
2006-09-26 12:54:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, not the ending I expected
2006-09-26 13:29:49 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One.
2006-09-26 15:32:36 · answer #4 · answered by Why do you ask? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!!! That, Mr. PD. is a 10 !
LOL. LOL. LOL. Great!
Hope your day is good.
2006-09-27 11:17:35 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it lol
2006-09-26 12:57:51 · answer #6 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny? How 'bout VERY FUNNY!!!!!!
2006-09-26 12:49:50 · answer #7 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha......unstoppable.......Pd.. you have to pay the expenses, if any thing breaks down.....hahahahaha
2006-09-26 13:28:29 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY funny!!
2006-09-26 12:54:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha!Pd..oh gosh..lol..hgday sire..:)
2006-09-26 12:44:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋