2006-09-26 05:32:27 · 15 answers · asked by forcejustify 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...all her relationships are long distance.
2006-09-26 05:42:56 · answer #1 · answered by goatcane 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your momma so fat I rather climb over her than go around her!!
2006-09-26 13:33:02 · answer #2 · answered by Ricky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat she wears a Malcolm x t-shirt helicopters try to land on her lol
2006-09-26 13:20:02 · answer #3 · answered by kristine p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat she uses diet soap
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2006-09-26 12:37:03 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat, her belt-size is equator!!
2006-09-26 16:00:06 · answer #5 · answered by pacerslover31 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE FELL OFF THE BED SHE FELL FROM BOTH SIDES
2006-09-26 14:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by rosie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma soo fat da last time she saw 90210 was on da bathroom scale!
2006-09-26 13:01:50 · answer #7 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't know...shouldn't u know..lol
here's a joke for you..lol
Little Wanda, a six year old, complained, "Mother, I've got a stomach ache."
"That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it." That afternoon the minister called, and in conversation, remarked he had been suffering all day with severe head ache.
Wanda perked up. " That's because it's empty," she said. " You'd feel better if you had something in it."
lol.. aren't kid's silly sometimes..lol have a good one..:)
2006-09-26 12:40:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wait lemme purchase a scale that can weigh uo tp 100 pound, LOL
2006-09-26 12:40:13 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ur mama is so fat fell in2 d grand canyon n got stuck..
2006-09-26 13:26:47 · answer #10 · answered by Ryan Marque 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on the rainbow she made Skittles!!!!!!
2006-09-26 13:03:58 · answer #11 · answered by Boricua 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋