and looks up and says, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says:
"Holy Shiiiiiiiiiiit duuude ...how much water did you drink?!!"
2006-09-26 05:30:14 · 15 answers · asked by FaerieWhings 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The koala was so stoned he thought the lizard grew to a crocodile from drinking water.
2006-09-26 07:16:03 · update #1
I dont get it. Im sooo sorry. email me with a detail. The koala peed on the gator?
2006-09-26 06:07:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol my mum sent that to me in an email the other day. I laughed then and laughed this time too. Star for you!
2016-03-18 01:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's really funny.
2006-09-26 05:32:51 · answer #3 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is toooooooooooo funny
2006-09-26 05:55:55 · answer #4 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um...cold medicine is blocking my normal brain from understanding this....
help me out...
Ahhhh. I see it now...
Funny, I like that one!!!!
2006-09-26 07:01:01 · answer #5 · answered by angie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-09-26 06:03:27 · answer #6 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wicked joke love it to bits
2006-09-26 06:18:28 · answer #7 · answered by kristine p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
that was hilarious! lol..
thanx for the laugh
2006-09-26 09:38:40 · answer #8 · answered by woohooo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, tell us another.
Lain.
2006-09-26 07:21:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, don't get it
2006-09-26 06:31:21 · answer #10 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋