One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try."
"Poof!" said the genie.
"You're a housewife."

2006-09-26 05:02:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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does any one know the birthplace of Agentha Faltskog of Abba?

2006-09-26 05:01:51 · 9 answers · asked by bob1 1 in Music

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What is your most favorite word that you like to say?

2006-09-26 05:01:42 · 26 answers · asked by the_bearded_jedi 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have short term goals?

2006-09-26 05:01:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Black bolt screams at the Dazzler ?

What would happen could she produse the Ultimate lazor or be turned to dust from the massive power that is Black Bolt ?

2006-09-26 05:00:56 · 8 answers · asked by jack_hammerin_ass 1 in Comics & Animation

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What is the best word in the world?

2006-09-26 05:00:53 · 13 answers · asked by the_bearded_jedi 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you live up to someone's standards?

2006-09-26 05:00:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the music on the Fosters twist advert, and who sings it?

2006-09-26 04:59:41 · 3 answers · asked by angel 3 in Music

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where can i download free LEAGAL music?

I want free music to download and burn. But I know people can get fines for that sorta thing now. Anybody know a place to leagally download music for free or close to it?

2006-09-26 04:59:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What was your favorite scene from the new season premiere of Desperate Housewives?

2006-09-26 04:59:21 · 11 answers · asked by Peachz 2 in Television

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So, ladies.....can we get Coyote Ugly up in this bar now?

♥Cuz we don't serve water in THIS bar!♫

2006-09-26 04:58:53 · 6 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

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how do i convert cassette tapes to c.d?

i wish to convert music cassette to c.d

2006-09-26 04:58:49 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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what kinda car do u drive?

2006-09-26 04:58:28 · 30 answers · asked by bobsdidi 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Untangle Bob Dylan, Pt. 2?

Two songs by Bob Dylan have collided below. Name the two?

Remove the actual lyrics from those two songs, then rearrange the remaining words to form the TITLE of a third Dylan song. Which one?

'Well Shakespeare he's on the steeple
with all the pretty pointed shoes and his bells
Oh, and I would send a diamond ring
to some French girl who says she knows me well
Do you want to make a deal, sister?'

2006-09-26 04:57:41 · 5 answers · asked by Bowzer 7 in Music

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