One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try."
"Poof!" said the genie.
"You're a housewife."
2006-09-26 05:02:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey! as a single father, i take offense to that! lol.
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2006-09-26 05:03:52 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So true! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
That one rocks! ;o]
The lowest paying and hardest job in the world!
The hardest thing to be is the coolest MOM on the block.
but I made it to that league last year!
Done my share and still enjoying the praise from the kids!!
2006-09-26 12:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey thats great lol I love it.
All men should find that genie lol
2006-09-26 13:09:03 · answer #3 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-09-26 12:57:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The genie had it right.
2006-09-26 12:05:28 · answer #5 · answered by beez 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats good, but there are some men out there that have done it. Ha Ha, I still liked it.
2006-09-26 16:47:05 · answer #6 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a happily single, again, guy, I can appreciate this joke.
Thanks for sharing.
2006-09-27 19:52:02 · answer #7 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um-Hum. BVe very, very careful what you wish for!! LOL. LOL.
Another good one, Ms. L4A.
2006-09-27 11:25:15 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
** mouth drops open in stunned silence, then smiles really big**
holy sh!t. that is something i would never dared think of. lol
2006-09-26 12:29:11 · answer #9 · answered by Shan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughed so much my head fell off.
2006-09-26 12:07:17 · answer #10 · answered by Henry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋