There was a mouse walking through the forest going about his way ,when he her a faint help ,help , he didnt think much of it but headed in that direction to see if someone was in need. Soon the mouse came to a deep hole in the ground and at the bottom was an elephant. The elephant pleaded with the mouse to help him get out of the hole , the mouse being a gentlemen said sure let me go home and get my corvett and ill help u out. Sure enough the mouse comes back throws a rope down and hauls the elephant out. The elepnant says thanks dud i dont know how i would of got out of there if u ever need anything let me know. Well about a week later the the elephant is walking throught the woods and hears a faint help , help , so he heads in that direction and sure enough the mouse is at the bottom of the pit, he says hey do u remember me? I helped u about a week ago can u get me out of here? The elepahnt: no problem,straddles the hole lowers his dick and the mouse climbs out . Whats the morale?
2006-09-20
16:30:59
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